Friday, September 14, 2012

Part One


Thank you, America!

Dear American Taxpayer,
For only the second time in my adult life, I am not ashamed of my country. 
I just love being America 's First Lady!

I want to thank the hard working American people for paying $242 thousand dollars for my trip to Spain and for my many trips and vacations. I have been so busy with my food policing that I was only able to take one big trip a month.  My daughter Sasha, several long-time family friends, my personal staff of 75 and various guests had a wonderful time in Spain.

Honestly, you just haven't lived 'til you've stayed in a private 3-story villa at a 5-Star luxury hotel, the Villa Padierna.
It only cost $95,000, quite reasonable don't you think?  What a bargain!

Thank  you also for the use of Air Force Two and the 70 Secret Service personnel who tagged along to be sure we were safe and cared for at all times.  Air Force Two (which costs just $11,351 per hour to operate according to Government Accounting Office reports) only used 47,500 gallons of  jet fuel for this trip and carbon emissions were a mere 1,031 tons of CO2.
That's quite a carbon footprint as my good friend Al Gore would say, so we must ask the American citizens to drive smaller, more fuel efficient cars and drive less too, so we can lessen our combined carbon footprint.

But hey, Barack’s Air Force One costs about $200,000. per hour to operate and with his many trips, he spent almost half a billion dollars on flights alone last year. Yeah, that’s with a B…  $500,000,000. It would be cheap at twice the price considering all he's accomplished, wouldn't you say? 
By the way, if you happen to be visiting the Costa del Sol, I highly recommend the  Buenaventura Plaza restaurant in Marbella; great lobster with rice and oysters!

I'm ashamed to admit the lobsters we ate in Martha's Vineyard were not quite as tasty, but what can you do if you're not in Europe, you have to just grin and bear it. 
 I  know times are hard and millions of you are struggling to put food on the table and trying to make ends meet. So I do appreciate your sacrifices and do hope you find work soon.

I was really exhausted after Barack took our family on a luxury vacation in Maine a few weeks ago.  I just had to get away for a few days.


Michelle  Obama

America's First Party Doll


  1. I see that while your tongue likely has remained firmly in your cheek... your pen seems to have slipped its' reigns. ;)

  2. How else ought one to catalogue, characterize, describe and unveil exhibitions of extreme vulgarity, emotional immaturity, bad taste, worse judgment, cupidity and wretched excess, my dear Thersites, than to respond IN KIND?


    Why even The Beverly Hillbillies and The Arkansas Grifters seem models of refinement, perspicacity and good deportment in comparison.



  3. godzilla! that female sure has one big bufflalo butt, don't she? another 4 years and there won't be a chair big enough to hold her fat ass anywhere in dee cee

  4. I'm just pissed she didn't ask me and the wife to party with her!?! ;-)

  5. FT,
    Why even The Beverly Hillbillies and The Arkansas Grifters seem models of refinement, perspicacity and good deportment in comparison.

    No doubt.

    Grifters is the perfect term.

    Certainly, the Obamas' attitude is that of "It's OUR turn now."

    Sick of it, sick of it, sick of it.

  6. While the Mid East and the rest of the world is engulfed in burning and storming American embassies by Islamist maniacs including Killing and sodomizing an American Ambassador
    Or Dear Leader finds it more interesting and more "FUN" to party-down with Hollywood elites, Basketball thugs, Golfing,and yukking it up with celebrities like Beyonce, and other Hip-Hoppers than to hear those boring security briefings. His entire day is centered around getting himself re-elected . Why bother when he needs to do something important like dealing with American haters and Killers!..

    Yup, he's pretty good at this presidential stuff . . Just ask SmackO'Daddy, he'll tell you!

    And what really pisses me off is that we have 50% of our people who still believe Obama is awesome... Just read these blogs.

    Who let all these stupid people into the country?
    And the media writes about all this craziness about it being Romney's fault for speaking out! Is this world upside down or what!
    What has become of this country? the media covers for Obama who missed the boat and screwed up royally . and these lefties are actually pointing the finger at Romney, I cant believe this.
    Haven't we had enough of Obama and the despicable liberal MSM reporting to cover up and lie for Obama... Obama MUST Go, and as for the "First Lady" and I used that term loosely, she must go with him... November can't come soon enough for that!

  7. That fat assed bitch has quite the nerve trying to tell Americans what to eat and drink! She is just as arrogant as that husband of hers, and I detest her almost as much as him.

  8. Now, AA, have a little mercy. The poor creature suffers from a morbid genetic condition called STEATOPYGIA peculiar to females from certain areas of sub-Saharan Africa.

    At one time it was known as The Curse of the Hottentots.



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