It’s the STENCH, Stupid!
An old sea story tells of a ship's captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Kowalski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "change," but don’t expect that things are necessarily going to smell any better.