We loved you madly once, or so you thought.
But now your reign is soon to come to naught.
This makes your story sad for us to tell,
So let’s be kind, and just forget the hell
You and Michele have given. Left unsaid,
We sweetly choose to sing to you, instead.
Adios, Addio, Adieu!
It was no fun, and now it’s done,
Still now and then, vain Obama,
When you are strutting
with the stars beyond belief,
We’ll recall all the stress
and the high drama,
Vanished now with a sigh of relief!