On the Light Side
__________ INEQUALITY __________
Today, there is no worse affliction
Than the curse of sex addiction.
Especially, if it's detected
From the hetero-male directed.
Apparently, now it’s AOK
To parade naked, if you're gay,
But dare to give a broad the eye,
And you'll soon be hung out to dry.
Gays in public squares may tarry
Shrieking for the right to marry,
But no more do men dare to flirt
With e'en a wretched piece of skirt.
Since men are free no more to play,
Do feminists hope they'll all turn gay,
Or better yet be a Pretender
Cut off their balls, and change their gender?