A Theme Song

for 

Klintona the Kackling Krook

Oh Ms Clinton was her name

Through the world she won her fame

Being handy with the gun

And she loved the men to maim

Cause she'd whip out her pistol

And shoot most any guy

Then sing out this alibi

I didn't know the gun was loaded

And I'm so sorry my friend

I didn't know the gun was loaded

And I'll never, ever do it again

But one night she made a slip

Shot the sheriff in the hip

So the law it took a hand

And made Ms Clinton take the stand

And she pled, 'oh your honor

I'll know you turn me loose

When you hear my one excuse'

I didn't know the gun was loaded

And I'm so sorry my friend

I didn't know the gun was loaded

And I'll never, ever do it again

Now the D’Rats all agreed

That Ms. Clinton should be freed

But Jim Comey's jealous wife

Was indignant (yes, indeed!)

So she borrowed a pistol

And shot this village belle

And sang as Ms. Clinton fell

I didn't know the gun was loaded

And I'm so sorry my friend

I didn't know the gun was loaded

And I'll never, ever do it again.

But Judge Jim Comey said,

“Even though you are my wife,

The law says you must pay

For the taking of a life,”

So he banged on the gavel,

And sentenced her to hang

Then the dying Ms Clinton sang

She knew darned well the gun was loaded

And she’s not sorry, my friend

She knew darned well the gun was loaded

And she’d gladly do it over again.

Her bite is even worse than her bark.