Thursday, July 7, 2016

A Theme Song
for 
Klintona the Kackling Krook



Oh Ms Clinton was her name
Through the world she won her fame
Being handy with the gun
And she loved the men to maim
Cause she'd whip out her pistol
And shoot most any guy
Then sing out this alibi

I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'm so sorry my friend
I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'll never, ever do it again

But one night she made a slip
Shot the sheriff in the hip
So the law it took a hand
And made Ms Clinton take the stand
And she pled, 'oh your honor
I'll know you turn me loose
When you hear my one excuse'

I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'm so sorry my friend
I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'll never, ever do it again

Now the D’Rats all agreed
That Ms. Clinton should be freed
But Jim Comey's jealous wife
Was indignant (yes, indeed!)
So she borrowed a pistol
And shot this village belle
And sang as Ms. Clinton fell

I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'm so sorry my friend
I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'll never, ever do it again.

But Judge Jim Comey said,
“Even though you are my wife,
The law says you must pay
For the taking of a life,”
So he banged on the gavel,
And sentenced her to hang
Then the dying Ms Clinton sang

She knew darned well the gun was loaded
And she’s not sorry, my friend
She knew darned well the gun was loaded
And she’d gladly do it over again.


Her bite is even worse than her bark.

42 comments:

  1. Good parody, FT.

    HRC pleads ignorance, lies, and stonewalls -- the entire Clinton cycle every time that one of them gets caught pillaging the cookie jar.

    The Clintons are a plague upon the land! And for all these decades!

    If HRC didn't know that "the gun was loaded," she's guilty of gross negligence.

    Besides, as one who has handled firearms all her life, one should always assume that the gun is loaded.

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    1. I'm glad you got the joke, AOW.

      Those deleted below were so rude they didn't even bother to acknowledge or ask questions about the post. That won't fly here.

      As an old friend used to say with a wry grin, "Better the empty house than the unwelcome guest."

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    2. Apparently some people are dense -- or don't bother to read the blog post.

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    3. Both DENSE and incredibly RUDE and ILL-BRED is more like it, AOW.

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  7. After what happened at yesterday's FBI convulsion, we should all be prYing for this Nation tonight!

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    1. Please come back, and repeat your comment in more intelligible English.

      What did you mean by "prYing" for this nation?

      Also, it's only good manners to acknowledge the content of the featured post.

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    2. Also, what is an "FBI convulsion?"

      Please explain. We're all ears.

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  8. In the real world when somebody is extremely careless in their work they are quickly terminated. They DON'T run for the Presidency. Of course the fix is in and has been in. In the court of public opinion she is guilty. Hillary could be an axe murderer and it would not matter to the media or the democrat machine.

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    1. That may be true, Edward, but I see no evidence that you even bothered to read the post. That's bad manners, and not well tolerated here.

      Just making a partisan statement is not enough –– even if we tend to agree with with the content.

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    1. Your offensive pseudonym is unacceptable. Please change it, if you hope to post here in future.

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  10. ____________ NOTICE ____________

    WE DO NOT ACCEPT BOILERPLATE

    COMMENT MUST ACKNOWLEDGE, THEN ADDRESS the TOPIC of the POST

    THIS is NOT HYDE PARK CORNER

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  11. The jokes on us... and we have the next eight years to laugh it off... Nice parody, sir, you are quite the witty one.

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    1. I'd hoped others would notice the irony when the mock-lyrics informed us in the last two stanzas that the "upright, dependable, law-abiding Man of Integrity," Jim Comey ,would gladly sentence his own beloved wife to be hanged, but still insist on sparing "Ms Clinton" when she committed the exact same crime.

      Oh well, maybe it was just too obvious to warrant appreciation?

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    2. I also thought the whimsical, pseudo-Country and Western style of the 1940's comical Andrews Sisters jukebox hit was singularly appropriate in characterizing either of the grotesque Arkansas Hillbillies –– living caricatures in and of themselves, of course.

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    3. Those gals were quite the cat's pajamas. You really nailed 'em good with your parody. We're from a byegone era, my friend. Few appreciate such subtleties, and even fewer the enduring whimsical beauty of such songs.

      Its a new age now, so full of hatred and stupidity. I'll be gone in a few years, but all I can do is sigh and pray for my grandchildren.

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    4. Yes, but as long as there is breath in my body, I shall continue to try to "get through," even so.

      If I could get such a big kick out of the Andrews Sisters when I was just 5 to 11 years old, which I really did, I can't understand why adults today can't seem to relate at all.

      Ivy the way don't consider the pop music of the 1940's to be "beautiful" or particularly "significant" –– AS music PER SE –– but it was clever, bright, witty, well crafted and had about it an energizing kind of MERRINESS and tongue-in-cheek LEVITY we seem to have lost completely in latter years.

      Many of the BALLADS (love songs from the 1920's through the early 1950's) really did capture an element of lyrical beauty that rivals and belongs with the finest Art Songs of the nineteenth and early-twentieth century. So did much of the symphonic "movie music" that grew directly out of the European Classical, Romantic and Impressionistic tradition.

      In order to appreciate satire we must first appreciate the subject being satirized. Because we have been systematically "Dumbed Down" we no longer seem able to see the light, funny, charming, affectionate aspects of the phenomena with which we are forced to live.

      A pity, BUT rather than submit and succumb tomato as an inevitability, think it should be fought tooth and nail.

      Underneath the wreckage we've made of our Civilization, the Human Spirit, which is forever animated by the HOLY Spirit, is alive, well, and dauntless as ever. We need only work to
      uncover –– and therefore, RECOVER it to become well again, and able to function loser to out true potential.

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  12. The people of a democracy get what they deserve, and this hooting loonie bin of a nation deserves Nurse Rached.

    "If those rightwing christian teathuglicans don't want to take their medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that they can have it some other way. But I don't think that they would like it." *sound of maniacal cackling*

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  13. Thorvald MangongJuly 7, 2016 at 11:35 AM

    Strap yourself in and prepare for Eight Years of The Full Hellary

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    1. Thanks for that great contribution. You can be sure it will be featured as the CENTERPIECE for tomorrow's post.

      I should advise everyone to turn down their sound to half-strength, if they hope to survive the ferocious assault on their eardrums. (:-o

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    2. Birgit SchittekatterJuly 7, 2016 at 2:44 PM

      GAWD! How correct you are about the volume. I had it up full blast and it made my ears bleed.

      Mein Gott im Himmel! What a shrieking fishwife. I fear I have made a mistake by immigrating to the United State. Perhaps now I must return to my native country.

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    3. Heinrich AugenkugelJuly 7, 2016 at 2:50 PM

      Birgit, You do not want to return to Deutschland. It is now Mutti Merkel's Halal Haus.

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  14. Ficarotta BastardiniJuly 7, 2016 at 2:32 PM

    The Effa Bee Eye, she a stinka! Cormy, he a crumbum! At leasta the Costa Nostra, she haffa the honor code.

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    2. You certainly took an inordinate amount of time to] tell us you will be voting for Hil-LIAR-y, but I see no evidence that you even bothered to read –– much less appreciate –– the post. That's bad manners, and not well tolerated here.

      By pretending to "agonize" over your I-think-foolish choice when your intention all along was mainly to smear Donald Trump –– and without a single WORD of evidence to support or explain your disapproval –– is ignoble and unacceptable tour standards of good conduct here.

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  16. The Masked FloggerJuly 7, 2016 at 4:49 PM

    the democrabs srnark cocke! REal BAD! that hearning was a smokesreen for more Hellahag corruptions and high misdemeaners. they fixed it all real good. she's a greased pig on the slide to the whitehouse!

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  17. Phyllis Angers-Rackley, PhDJuly 7, 2016 at 4:57 PM

    Well, Well, Well. What do the vast assortment of tea party types, gun nuts, conservative christians, closeted homosexuals and assorted Hillary haters all crammed into the tiny GOP tent have to say for themselves now?

    The FBI has exonerated her. For those of you wiping the nacho chips dust onto your tobacco-stained t-shirt, the FBI is the highest law enforcement organization in the land. They are respected the world over.

    Who do you appeal to now? The United Nations? Interpol?

    You are currently ruled by a black man, and you are soon to be ruled by a woman who is smarter than all of you put together.

    Three words: Get Over It.

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    1. I'm letting this rude remark stand, because it so elegantly exemplifies the ingrained hatefulness and incredibly opacity of hard-core leftists who vainly imagine themselves well-educated, and properly informed, when in fact remarks of this caliber –– and unfortunately their name is LEGION –– betray an appalling lack of independence from the herd mentality, and an almost total lack of critical thinking skills –– i.e. the capacity to look Reality squarely in the eye, and assess –– for oneself –– the true nature of the forces being brought to bear on the word around us.

      Our so-called educational system –– really a system of Mass INDOCTRINATION –– has done a marvelously effective job of rendering a majority of the population; totally mindless without their being in the least aware of it.

      These Servants of Satan –– many of them unwitting dupes, themselves –– have in very short order constructed a miraculously efficient Engine of Destructive, Demoralizing Force that makes the power and might of ancient Rome's legions pale by comparison.

      Up the crag in the screaming wind
      Naked and bleeding I fought blind.
      Then I moved toward the Eye of the Sun.
      Past the cromlech I found a gun.
      At last i strayed in the cities of men.
      in the home of my love I found a pen.


      Nothing is more powerful than the human intellect, –– except the Holy Spirit.

      To the extent we use the power of Mind to bring ourselves in accordance with the Will of Almighty God (Truth) we will prosper, but if we adopt the perverse intent to waste our lives trying to prove that God is wrong –– or worse that He does not even exist –– we bring fractiousness, wretchedness and misery on ourselves and all we touch.

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    2. Phyllis Angers-Rackley, PhDJuly 7, 2016 at 5:40 PM

      The fact remains, sir, that despite a plethora of hysterical charges and multiple investigations, Hillary Rodham Clinton stands innocent. The FBI could not find anything worthy of indictment. I know that must sting, poor fellow, but here we are, standing at the crossroads of Truth and Hurts, watching as a much-maligned and imminently qualified woman fights her way to the White House.

      That hatred must really burn. I feel sorry for you.

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    3. As I said, Phyllis: "Our so-called educational system –– really a system of Mass INDOCTRINATION –– has done a marvelously effective job of rendering a majority of the population; totally mindless without their being in the least aware of it."

      That, of course, refers directly to you –– and the appalling army of smug, mind-numbed robots like you who've been trained from early childhood to live as pawns in service to the interests of The Oligarchs.

      I do not mean this as a personal insult, Phyllis, but as an honest evaluation of the way in which you've been cruelly robbed of your capacity for individuality and critical thinking.

      Because of the way you have obviously been miseducated, you have no individuality, and no ability to enjoy a life of your own.

      Instead, you've been honed to function as a mere cog in a monstrous machine designed to turn us into the moral equivalent of worker bees in a gigantic hive.

      Have you never read Orwell? Have you never read Aldous Huxley's A Brave New World? Have you never read Margaret Atwood's The Handmaid's Tale?

      Even if you have, the meaning of those powerful works has obviously escaped you.

      Instead of re-reading these classics, try The Machine Stops by E.M Forster. Published in 1909 the short novella is the grandfather of prophetic modern dystopian literature.

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  18. For all the rabid howler monkeys, including the repulsive bloviating baboon, Donald Trump (who stupidly said Hillary bribed the US AG), claiming the "fix was in" because Hillary Clinton is not going to jail, listen and listen hard to what FBI Director James Comey forcefully said in addressing those claims:

    FBI Director Comey at today's Congressional hearing: "We have no basis to conclude that she lied to the FBI.

    And if you believe sny of that you are a STUPID as the person that wrote that!

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    1. From the way you've written I can't be sure what you mean. Please try to express yourself with greater clarity in future.

      Also, I don't appreciate the generally insolent, disrespectful tone of your comment.

      Name-calling is not only the refuge of small, inadequately equipped minds, it is also incredibly BORING.

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  19. ______ Enemetics in Action ______

    Officially this day’s for celebration
    Not complaints or tearful lamentation.
    It’s tempting to succumb to fretfulness.
    Negators can’t enjoy forgetfulness ––
    Deny their overeager plaintiveness
    Erupting fulsomely with put on saintliness ––
    Pouting as though martyred for a Cause, when
    Everyone knows they only crave applause. When
    Needing to be Noticed takes the Stage,
    Disingenuousness will soon take over.
    Ego run amok expresses rage ––
    Needling challengers’ interest and inventions,
    Creating tensions, refusing to engage,
    Endowing Honesty with bad intentions.
    Doubts about oneself makes fields of clover
    A potent allergen of which mere mention
    Yields fits of pique that might define an Age!


    ~ FreeThinke

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    1. References to other bloggers we regard as "blog gossip." It is FORBIDDEN here. We don't like pointedly rude, disrespectful comments either, unless, of course, we choose to make them, ourselves for a specific purpose, which is our right and privilege as and editor and blog owner. };^)>

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