SENIOR TAX RETURN
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me.
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crackheads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico, 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, and one worthless President, and his high-living, free-spending, vulgar, excessively self-indulgent wife.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF,
WHOM DID I MISS?