SENIOR TAX RETURN
I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me.
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crackheads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico, 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate, and one worthless President, and his high-living, free-spending, vulgar, excessively self-indulgent wife.
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF,
WHOM DID I MISS?
Himself, of course.
ReplyDeleteWhy not claim Our First Lady?
ReplyDelete37 BILLION dollars in foreign aid.
ReplyDeleteAndie
It's funny because it's true, oh so sadly true.
ReplyDeleteAdd in billions to farmers (excluding the small, family ones who aren't big or influential enough to get government cash), the Wall Street Financial Finaglers, and the Corporate Welfare Queens, and we have a pretty complete picture why the government is tens of trillions in the hole and the rest of us are not far behind
The IRS is not someone to joke with. After all they will control your healthcare and decide who is worth saving.
ReplyDeleteI was sent a business census and under race I put American, haven't heard back to see if that is an acceptable answer.
Fair Tax (what a wonderful world it would be)
Hey Andy, take a lesson. Here's how "foreign aid" works.
ReplyDeleteLet's take Israel a an example since they are the recipients of the majority of it.
An account is set up in the U.S. to allow Israel to buy armaments.
When Israel wants some arms it simply orders them and the defense contractor debits the account.
The money doesn't leave the U.S.
Let's take the example of Colombia.
There has been another rash of killing union organizers by the freedom loving government of Colombia recently.
Who arms and trains the hit squads. We do with "foreign aid" which operates in the same manner.
Most all of it goes to your beloved military and contributes to GDP so stop your whining and get off the chalk paint and do some reading.
Below is a list of just 149 well known out of thousands of liberals who are so filthy rich that if they were to put their own money together they could support and feed the world's poor just with the interest they make. But instead they force the hard working tax payers (otherwise known as "government") to do it. As most of them skate by with paying little or no taxes themselves at all with very little known loopholes entitled to "the rich". Living glamorous insanely "rich" lifestyles at the same time millions suffer and starve to death in the world. I say to these liberal 'fat cats'...If you want to feed the "poor" so badly...do it with your own money! It makes me very suspicious why filthy rich liberals always demand that government take care of the "poor" when they themselves have so much and could do it themselves....very easily. Instead they choose to be "compassionate" with YOUR money and not theirs and still have the nerve to believe and say they are the ones who are 'compassionate'.
ReplyDelete(1. JOHN F. KERRY Sen. (D-Mass) Was worth over $1 Billion
ReplyDelete(2. TED KENNEDY Sen. (D-Mass) Harvard cheat and trust fund baby inherited his wealth from ol' Joe P Kennedy, a known Nazi sympathizer and prohabition boot legger and suspected 1929 stock market crash conspirator who got out just in time before the great crash and made hefty gains after the dust settled. Teddy's net worth approx $44 million
(3. JAY ROCKEFELLER Sen.(D-WV)The ultimate trust fund baby in the Senate, sports the name most identified around the world as the richest man of all time with robber baron predatory capitalism who made his billions in oil mostly before income taxes and was the first and last definition of 'Big Oil.' Jay is a plutocrat elected from West Virginia origionally from Ney York worth approx $420 million family net worth approx net worth 9.5 billion
(4. HERB KOHL (D-)from Wisconsin, with a retailing fortune of his own, building up family-owned grocery stores, and starting Kohl's Department Stores, only to sell it in 1979, and seeing it become a major retailing success story. A wealthy investor since then, he owns the Milwaukee Bucs basketball team. he's worth approx $300 million(5. LINCOLN CHAFEE (R-RI) LIBERAL REPUBLICAN worth approx $50 million
(6. JOSEPH BIDEN - Sen.(D) millionaire
(7. PETER FITZGERALD - (R-IL) LIBERAL REPUBLICAN worth approx $40 million
(8. JON CORZINE (D-NJ)formerly of Goldman Sachs, used his immense Wall Street fortune to finance his Senate seat election campaign worth approx $400 million
(9. MARK DAYTON - Sen. (D-MN) another trust fund baby of Minnesota, whose grandfather built a department store fortune which has morphed into today's Target Corporation worth approx $26 million
(10. JOHN EDWARDS - Sen. (D-NC)Made his millions exploiting our court system and junk science(D-NC)worth approx $22 million
(11. TED TURNER - BILLIONAIRE /OWNER OF CNN AND LARGE LAND OWNER
(12. MARC RICH - BILLIONAIRE PARDONED BY BILL CLINTON/International Arms dealer
(13. BILL CLINTON - X DEM CORRUPT PRESIDENT/Multi millionaire
(14. HILLARY R CLINTON - (D) SENATOR (NY) a long-time board member of that so-called 'evil corporation' anti union Wal Mart a fact ignored by liberals/Multi Millionaire
(15. AL GORE - ex-Dem Vice President and former Tennesee Senator/LOOSER/Multi Millionaire
(16. LARRY FLYNT...OWNER HUSTLER MAGAZINE/PERVERT/Multi Millionaire...maybe even billionaire
(17. JESSE JACKSON - Reverend of CORPORATE SHAKEDOWN ARTISTRY /LIBERAL/Multi Millionaire
(18. CHRISTOPHER DODD - DEMOCRAT /Multi Millionaire
(19. RICHARD GEPHARDT - DEMOCRAT CONGRESSMAN (MS)/ Millionaire
(20. ROBERT C BYRD - DEMOCRAT SENATOR (WV)/Multi Millionaire
(21. TOM DASCHLE - DEMOCRAT EX-SENATOR (SD)/Multi Millionaire
(22. LARRY KING - CNN TALKING HEAD/Multi Millionaire
(23. KATIE CURIC - NBC TALKING HEAD/Multi Millionaire
(24. ALEC BALDWIN - Liberal activist HOLLYWOOD ACTOR/Multi Millionaire
(25. WHOPPI GOLDBERG - HOLLYWOOD ACTOR/COMEDIAN/Multi Millionaire
(26. ROSIE O DONNEL - LIBERAL LESBIAN TV TALK SHOW HOST/Multi Millionaire
ReplyDelete(27. BARBARA STREISAND - LIBERAL FUNDRAISER/ACTIVIST/Multi Millionaire, Democratic party suporter
(28. TERRY MCAULIFFE - DNC CHAIRMAN/Multi Millionaire
(29. PATRICK LEAHY - (D) SENATOR/multi millionaire
(30. CONNIE CHUNG - MEDIA TALKING HEAD/Multi Millionaire
(31. JAMES CARVILLE - DEMOCRATIC STRATEGIST & PROPAGANDIST/Multi Millionaire
(32. DANNY GLOVER - Actor who does violent gun movies/communist/Multi Millionaire
(33. ED ASNER - Actor/Liberal Activist/Multi Millionaire
(34. PETER JENNINGS - ABC Liberal correspondent/Poser American/Canadian/Multi Millionaire
(35. DAN RATHER - Former CBS Liberal correspondent/Liberal /Multi Millionaire
(36. BARNEY FRANK - Alias AKA Barney FAG/Dem Congressman/Multi Millionaire
(37. GRAY DAVIS - Former Democrat Gov California/Liberal/Multi Millionaire
(38. DAVID BONIOR - X Dem Michigan Congressman/Millionaire
(39. RICHARD DREYFUS - Actor/Liberal Democrat activist/Multi Millionaire
(40. ALLEN COMBS - Liberal Fox News Talking Head/ Millionaire
(41. OPERA WINFREY - Liberal talking head/Multi Millionaire
42. TOM CRUISE - Liberal actor/Scientoligist Multi Millionaire Democrat party financial supporter
(43. MARIA CANTWELL - Sen.(D-WA) worth approx $10 million
(44. NORM SISISKY - Rep(D-VA) Net worth approx $30 million
(45. DIANNE FEINSTEIN - Sen.(D-CA) family wealth derived from husbands who engage in the very behavior often condemned by liberals: venture capital and LBO financing.worth approx $50 million
(46. BILL NELSON - Sen.(D-Fl) Multi Millionaire
(47. MARTHA STEWART / Large Democratic party supporter/ Multi Millionaire
(48.WARREN BUFFET - Large benefactor of Capitalism /Multi, Multi billionaire/ Democratic supporter
(49. BONO - Singer from U2...multi millionaire, Democratic party suporter
(50. JIMMY CARTER - Peanut farmer/X one term president /Multi Millionaire
(51. WOODY HARALSON - Liberal Actor/Activist/Multi millionaire, Democratic party suporter
(52. SUSAN SARANDON - Liberal Actor/Activist/Multi millionaire, Democratic party suporter
(53. TOM BROWKAW - Liberal media talking head for NBC/Multi millionaire
(54. ROBERT TORRICELLI - Sen.(D-NJ) Multi Millionaire
(55. FRANK LAUTENBURG - Sen.(D-NJ)the other New Jersey Senator, is also loaded. He was the founder of ADP, which - gasp! ? has been outsourcing data processing jobs from corporations for decades now. Multi Millionaire
(56. WALTER MONDALE - (D-MN) Multi Millionaire-Ran for Sen. In 2002
(57. FRITZ HOLLINGS - Sen.(D) Multi Millionaire
(58. ELTON JOHN - Liberal Singer/Activist/Multi millionaire, Democratic party suporter
(59. WOODY ALLEN - Liberal So-called actor/Activist/Multi millionaire, Democratic party suporter
(60. NANCY PELOSI - (D) Speaker of the House - Multi Millionaire approx net worth 20 million
61. LINCOLN DAVIS - Rep(D) Multi millionaire
(62. JIM COOPER - Rep (D- Tenn.) Multi millionaire worth about 3.8 million
(63. Rep RAHM EMANUEL -(D-Illinois) Multi millionaire worth about 4.5 million
(64. CHUCK ROBB - Sen.(D-VA) Approx Net Worth- 20 Million
65. ELLEN TAUSCHER - Rep(D-CALIF) approx net worth 30 million
(66. JANE HARMON -(D-Calif) Approx net worth 15 million
(67. CHARLES RANGEL - (D) millionaire also on house ways and banking committee
(68. JANE FONDA - Otherwise known as "Hanoi Jane" Hardcore liberal activist/Communist sympathiser/Multi millionaire, Democratic party supporter
(69. GEORGE SOROS - New York billionaire - a internationally prominent financier and huge Democrat Party donor
(70. ARIANNA HUFFINGTON - Multi millionaire- Owner of the web site The Huffington Post - She paid no income tax to the state of California and only $771 in federal taxes during the last two years of 2002-2003.
(71. PAUL NEWMAN (Decease) - Liberal Activist and actor, Democratic party supporter
ReplyDelete(72. HOWARD DEAN - Multi millionaire he is the Park Avenue raised, private-school-educated beneficiary of the Dean Witter fortune. Liberal Activist Vermont Governor Democratic party chairman - worth approx 11 million
(73. MARTIN SHEEN - Liberal activist/Actor/anti war protestor-multi millionaire,
(74. Sen. Carl Levin (D)-Liberal multi millionaire worth approx 6 million
(75. Sen. Chuck Schumer (D)- multi millionaire worth approx 7.5 million
(76. Al Franken So-called funny man-multi millionaire and liberal activist, Democratic party supporter
(77.Jeff Bingaman (D)New Mexico -multi millionaire Approx worth 8 Million
(78.Harry Reid -multi millionaire Approx worth 3.5 million
(79. Sen. Barbara Boxer (D) CA-multi millionaire Approx worth 3.5 Million
(80. Thomas Carper (D) Delaware -multi millionaire Approx worth 2.6 Million
(81. Maria Cantwell (D)- multi millionaire Approx worth 2.5 Million
(82. Sen. Bob Graham -(D)- FL-multi millionaire Approx worth 8.2 Million
ReplyDelete(83. Ben Cohen - Founder of Ben & Jerry's Ice cream millionaire liberal activist & Large Democrat financial supporter
(84. Steve Bing - Movie producer millionaire liberal activist & Large Democrat financial supporter - gave 14 million in 2004
(85. Peter Lewis - Cleveland millionaire liberal Businessman activist & Large Democrat financial supporter
(86. Richard foos - Los Angles multi-millionaire Businessman liberal activist & Large Democrat finacial supporter
(87. Lewis Cullman - New York millionaire Businessman liberal activist & Large Democrat finacial supporter
(88. George Carlin - Comedian/liberal activist & Democrat finacial supporter
ReplyDelete(89. Martin Scorsese - Millionaire Hollywood movie director/producer/liberal activist & Democrat party finacial supporter
(90. Jack Valenti - Multi millionaire/liberal activist & Democrat finacial supporter Former LBJ aide and advisor
(91. Richard Medley - Multi millionaire New York Money Manager/liberal activist & Democrat finacial supporter
(92. Blair Effron - Multi millionaire Financier/liberal activist & Democrat finacial supporter
(93. Gregg Hymowitz - Multi millionaire money manager/liberal activist & Democrat finacial supporter
(94. John Tishman Real - Multi millionaire real estate magnate/liberal activist & Democrat finacial supporter
(95. Harvey Weinstein - Multi millionaire/liberal activist & Democrat finacial supporter
(96. Mel Weiss - a plaintiffs lawyer/Huge liberal Democrat finacial supporter
(97. Daniel Parisi - Multi millionaire Porn peddler and liberal Democrat Supporter
(98. S. Daniel Abraham - Florida Slim-Fast Foods tycoon/liberal Democrat activist & large finacial supporter
(99. Ken Ziffren - California attorney/liberal Democrat activist & large finacial supporter
(100. Kevin Costner - Wealthy Big Hollywood Actor/liberal Democrat activist & finacial supporter
(101. Leonardo DiCaprio -Wealthy Big Hollywood Actor/liberal Democrat & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(102. Meg Ryan -Wealthy Big Hollywood Actor/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(103. Jennifer Aniston - Wealthy Big Hollywood Actor/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(104. James Taylor - Wealthy singer and song writer/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(105. Larry David- producer of "Seinfeld" and star of the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm."/liberal Democrat & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(106. Ron Burkle - super rich supermarket tycoon/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(107. Warren Beatty -Hollywood actor/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(108. Ben Affleck - Hollywood actor/liberal Democrat & finacial activist supporter
(109. Jamie Lee Curtis - Hollywood actor /liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(110. Michael Eisner - former Walt Disney CEO/liberal Democrat & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(111. Rob Reiner (otherwise known as Meathead)- Film director/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(112. Joel Hyatt - Multi millionaire/liberal Democrat & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(113. Chevy Chase - Hollywood actor-Multi millionaire/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(114. Lorne Michaels - Hollywood movie producer-Multi millionaire/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(115. Paul Simon - singer-Multi millionaire/liberal Democrat activist & finacial supporter
(116. Richard Gere - Hollywood actor-Multi millionaire/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(117. Art Garfunkel-singer-Multi millionaire/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(118. Peter Job - Chief executive of Reuters/liberal Democrat activist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(119. James D Wolfensohn - President of the World Bank/liberal & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(120. David Rockefeller - Chairman of the Chase Manhattan Bank/liberal & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(121. Michael Moore - Multi Millionaire / liberal Conspiracy Propaganda 'Joseph Gerbels' Type Theorist & Democrat Party finacial supporter
(122. Demi Moore - Liberal Activist and actor and Democratic party finacial supporter
(123. Tim Robbins - Liberal Activist and actor and Democratic party finacial supporter
(124. Steven Spielberg - Movie producer - Liberal and Democratic party finacial supporter
ReplyDelete(125. Oliver Stone - Movie Producer Liberal and Democratic party finacial supporter
(126. Steve Jobes - Apple Computer CEO and co-founder - Liberal and Democratic party finacial supporter
(127. Spike Lee - Movie Producer Liberal activist and Democratic party finacial supporter
(128. Richard "Dickie" Scruggs - Huge successful trial lawyer. He made a billion dollars from tobacco lawsuits alone And is a large Democratic party finacial supporter(129. Alida Rockefeller Messinge - Liberal and Democratic party finacial supporter
(130. Susie Tompkins Buell - Liberal activist and Democratic party finacial supporter
(131. Anne Getty Earhart - Granddaughter of J. Paul Getty, she inherited $400 million when Texaco bought Getty Oil, in 1986. Liberal and Democratic party finacial supporter
(132. Andrew Rappaport - Venture capitalist, director of tech companies such as Silicon Image, former Boston-based management consultant, and founder of the Massachusetts Center for Technology Growth - Liberal and Democratic party finacial supporter
(133. Peter Lewis - pot-smoking billionaire Liberal and Democratic party finacial supporter
(134. Agnes Varis - Multi Millionaire, Liberal activist and Democratic party finacial supporter
(135. Linda Pritzker - daughter of Robert Pritzker is heir to a good portion of the Hyatt hotel fortune, estimated at $15 billion total Multi Millionaire Liberal and Democratic party finacial supporter
(136. Alida R. Messinger - The 'R' stands for Rockefeller - Trustee, Rockefeller Family Fund, New York - Liberal and large Democratic party finacial supporter
(137. John A. Harris IV - retired investment banker and an heir to the Standard Oil fortune - Liberal and large Democratic party finacial supporter
(138. Marcia L. Carsey - Co-owner, Carsey-Warner Productions, Los Angeles- Liberal and large Democratic party large finacial supporter
(139. Danny Devito - Hollywood actor Liberal and large Democratic party large finacial supporter
(140. Herbert and Marion Sandler- banking executives - large Democratic party large finacial supporter gave at least 9.5 million in 2004
(141. Peter Buttenwieser- multi millionaire Democratic party large finacial supporter
(142. Gena Davis- Actress, a liberal Democrat political activist
(143. Bette Midler- Actress, and liberal Democrat political activist and financial supporter
(144. Phil Donahue- T.V.talk show host, and liberal Democrat political activist and financial supporter
(145. Donald Sutherland - Hollywood actor ,liberal Democrat political activist and financial supporter
(146. Ned Lament- worth over 100 million dollars Democrat Conneticut Senator primary winner but election loser to Joe Lieberman
ReplyDelete(147. Jamie S Gorelick- Very wealthy Democrat Senator responsible for putting up the wall that prevents the FBI and CIA from communicating thus discovering terrorists and their plots against the U.S. also was on the 9-11 commision where her name was convienently left out of any blame for the 9-11 attacks
(148. Jack Black- Hollywood comedic actor and liberal Democratic financial supporter and activist
(149. Barack H Obama - Liberal Democrat Senator Illinois born into privledge multi millionaire
(150. - Liberal Democrat Senator Illinois born into privledge multi millionaire
Again I have nothing against wealth but these liberal hypocrites do... but they themselves are super wealthy and pay very little in taxes
MRATS, now there is something one can sink their teeth in. No hyperbole. Just the documented facts.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it have been easier though to just link the data? But copy and paste works as well I guess.
Duck,
ReplyDeleteI am a Libertarian. Try again.
So, no money ever leaves the country. I see. Thanks for straightening that out.
RN, In my part of the world you would be known as an ASS-HOLE
ReplyDelete"Let's take the example of Colombia.
ReplyDeleteThere has been another rash of killing union organizers by the freedom loving government of Colombia recently.
Who arms and trains the hit squads. We do with "foreign aid" which operates in the same manner."
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Another rash? Oh, no! You mean the rash went away for awhile?
Colombia would be so much better off if it were taken over by the narco-leftists.
and of course, communist rebels have never used labor unions as a cover.
Latte leftists sitting in the cushy comforts of the US pontificating upon something they read in The Nation about a place they know nothing about would be comical were it not so tragic.
Anon, I wear it as a badge of honor when you, SPIDEY, RR, and the others of you ilk refer to me as ASS-HOLE.
ReplyDeleteGood Day Sheeple...
@ Les: Anon, I wear it as a badge of honor when you, SPIDEY, RR, and the others of you ilk refer to me as ASS-HOLE.
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It's all the same thumb-sucker sitting in his mama's basement, Les my friend.
Maybe one day all the drool will lock up his keyboard. We can only hope.
Or maybe he's just a very smart guy and has very good vibes.
ReplyDeleteWhat a pathetic lot you are! A sad commentary on the current state of humanity.
ReplyDeleteWhere is FreeThinke? Normally he filters out the garbage that comes his way.
Maybe it's a good idea to let the awful truth show for a change?
Noah Talle & Seena Talle, husband and wife team
Perhaps Free Thinke is allowong the bigots, the racists, and all the depraved running the internet to expose themselves
ReplyDeleteFree Thinke is smart, clever, and a decent man. Remember his Hate Week? Maybe this is Hate Week Two, Modified.
Good job Free Thinke.
Has anyone else frequenting this blog noticed that FT has been AWOL for a day or two? I hope that he's okay!
ReplyDeleteYes he has AOW, I hope he is okay as well!
ReplyDeletePerhaps he is merely taking a needed break.
AOW,
ReplyDeleteI noted that as well. FreeThinke! Come back to us!
Andie
It's not like FT to be absent this long from his own blog.
ReplyDeleteHe hasn't been to my blog for the past few days either.
I am amazed and concerned that he didn't comment to my post about Elizabeth Smart's book because the book affirms a point that FT frequently makes -- that is, the importance of not dwelling on the awful things that happen in our lives.
Thank you for your concern. I am, indeed, unwell. Eventually, it will pass -- or maybe it won't. Sooner or later we all come to the point where we can no longer function, and the inevitable occurs.
ReplyDeleteLike it or not, life is an endless battle that no one can ever win -- except for the little victories we may have that come with real achievement now and then.
"The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones ..."
~ Shakespeare
"Life is a tragedy to him who feels, but a comedy to him who thinks."
~ Horace Walpole
The great are rarely famous; the famous rarely great.
~ Anonymous
"Life is a mystery to be lived; not a problem to be solved."
~ Anonymous
Every day is an opportunity to be kind and generous. If we waste that opportunity and descend to meanness and discouragement, we dissipate that much of whatever time we are to have, hurt only ourselves, and contribute nothing of value to present or future generations.
FT,
ReplyDeleteI'm sure that you familiar with John Dunne's sonnet "Death, Be Not Proud":
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so;
For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow
Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be,
Much pleasure; then from thee much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee do go,
Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery.
Thou art slave to fate, chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell,
And poppy or charms can make us sleep as well
And better than thy stroke; why swell'st thou then?
One short sleep past, we wake eternally
And death shall be no more; Death, thou shalt die.
Like it or not, life is an endless battle that no one can ever win
ReplyDeleteTrue that. Nobody gets out alive