Saturday, November 23, 2013

Classic Role Reversal thanks to the Feminazis
Timeless Wisdom from Dr. Laura:

"If you're having a CRAPPY day, 
make it a HAPPY CRAPPY day!"

THERE! Now don't you feel 
much, MUCH better?

Good! I'm so glad. I knew you would.

CHEERIO!


12 comments:

  1. Working mothers! Where would we be without them?
    ;)

    Andie

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  2. Why do you hate women's rights so much? Your kind (republicans)are so anti gay marriage and women's rights,, and you call us liberals idiots. Lol

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  3. SECOND TRY

    Any man who becomes that weak deserves what he gets. My lifelong buddy's wife won't let him watch FOX NEWS or even receive my E-mails. I want to puke!

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  4. LOVE that video, "Inspector AIPAC" ;-}

    We can be as happy as we make up our minds to be. Abe Lincoln of all people, said that.

    Why most people deliberately CHOOSE to wallow in misery I'll never understand, but they do.

    Remember the words of Horace Walpole:

    "Life is a tragedy to him who feels, but a comedy to him who thinks."

    I would add to that, "He who wastes is time feeling OTHER PEOPLE'S PAIN, is wasting oxygen -- especially when he makes a holy show of being ANGRY about it."

    CHEERIO!

    Have a FRABJOUS day!

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  5. The only thing I hate, Anonymous, is STUPIDITY. That does not necessarily mean I hate those who EXHIBIT it.

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  6. I went to my psychiatrist
    To be psychoanalyzed
    To find out why I killed the cat
    And blacked my husband's eyes

    He laid me on a downy cot
    To see what he could find
    And this is what he dredged up
    From my subconscious mind:

    Hey! Libido! Bats in the belfry
    Hey! Libido! Bats in the belfry
    Hey! Libido! Bats in the belfry
    Jolly Old Sigmund Freud!

    When I was two my mommy put
    My dolly in a trunk
    And so it follows naturally
    That I am always drunk

    When I was three
    I saw my father kiss the maid one day
    And that is why I suffer now
    From "klep-to-may-nigh-a"

    Hey! Libido! Bats in the belfry
    Hey! Libido! Bats in the belfry
    Hey! Libido! Bats in the belfry
    Jolly Old Sigmund Freud!


    At four I knew I felt distinct ambivalence
    Towards my brothers
    And that provides the reason
    Then that I killed all the others

    Despite all this anxiety
    These lessons made me halt
    'Cause now I know when I did wrong
    'Twas someone else's fault.

    Hey! Libido! Bats in the belfry
    Hey! Libido! Bats in the belfry
    Hey! Libido! Bats in the belfry
    Jolly Old Sigmund Freud!


    ~ Anna Russell

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  7. Women's rights? I didn't know it was a RIGHT to abandon your children in pursuit of selfish endeavors.
    Liberals don't get it.

    Sigh.

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  8. Only Liberal women work outside the home, Andie?

    Maybe they have to do it because they actually try to earn the money to turn their home into a vulgar imitation of Versailles.
    Some people have to work to earn their kitsch.

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