HOW DO YOU SOLVE 

A PROBLEM LIKE OBAMA?

Now, play the video again, 

and imagine those delightful girls 

singing THESE words:

He climbs a tree and scrapes his knee, 

But tailoring hides the tear. 

He showboats on his way to church, 

But turns deaf when he’s there. 

And just beneath his bright white smile

His spirit’s filled with bile.

I know he plans to leave us in the lurch.

He's rarely in his chapel,

But his piety is real

He's never heard a thing

His pastor said with hate-filled zeal

I do not like to say it

But I very firmly feel,

Obama’s not a credit to our country.

I cannot say a word on his behalf.

All Obama makes me feel is consternation 

With his puppy-friendly mask for castigation,

And he never ever makes me want to laugh.

How do you solve a problem like Obama?

How do you catch a lie and pin it down?

How do you find a word that means Obama,

A richly bombastic, demagogic clown?

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him;

Many a thing he ought to understand.

But how do you make him stay,

While you teach him how to pray?

How do you keep secretions in a gland?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?

How do you hold hot air inside your hand?

When I see him I'm perplexed

Dyspeptic, tense and vexed

And I never know exactly where I am

He’s inscrutable as fog

Yet he keeps us all agog

Is he a darling, or a demon, or a sham?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?

How do you hold hot air inside your hand?

He can drown out any sage;

Folks think he’s all the rage,

For he’s thrown a cloud of sand 

Into their eyes.

Is he gentle? Is he wild?

Enigmatic? Just a child?

A headache? An angel?

Or the Devil in disguise?

How do you solve a problem like Obama?

How do you catch a lie and pin it down?

How do you find a word that means Obama,

A richly bombastic, demagogic clown?

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him

Many a thing he ought to understand,

But how do you make him stay,

While you teach him how to pray?

How do you keep secretions in a gland?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Obama?

How do you hold hot air inside your hand?

~ FreeThinke