Monday, August 27, 2012


A New, More 
Up-to-Date Symbol
Has Replaced the Ass



The Democratic party today announced that it is changing its symbol from an ass to a condom, because it more accurately reflects their party's political position. 

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you 
a sense of security 
while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

12 comments:

  1. That one never gets old! Thanks for posting it!

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  2. My thought exactly, Kurt.

    Cheerio!

    ~ FT

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  3. Damn, I must say this certainly continues to be true.

    Unfortunately the same can be said if the neo fascist rEpublican party in many ways. Yet good Republicans continue to pander to the insidious evil that is present in their party.

    To crib Ronald Reagan, "I didn't leave the Republican party, rather the rEpublican party left me."

    The party needs another Barry Goldwater and William F. Buckley...

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  4. Ah, the King of Pithy strikes again.

    This is getting us nowhere.

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  5. Nowhere i where you come from and where you have always lived, Canardo, so you ought to feel right at home -- all warm, fuzzy and ready for a nice cozy cuppa Draino.

    };-)>

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  6. I've seen the words before, but the picture is new to me, and a VERY good addition!

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  7. ready for a nice cozy cuppa Draino.
    ------
    No, I prefer in no particular order.

    1. Dunko's ice coffee

    2. A good Burgundy

    3. Clown Shoes brewery Russian Imperial Stout, Founders brewery Porter

    4. Single malt

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    1. Then flush with Liquid Plumber for 30 minutes.

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  8. Thank you AA. It's amazing how much good material just pops up in my inbox each day. I fear I'd be lost without the "netwits."

    Now, Les, don't be too wicked. A quart of white vinegar would do just as well, I'm sure. Heh heh heh!

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  9. Do you think we could persuade him to use Vanishing Cream?

    Might be worth a try.

    };-)>

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