Put A Little
LOVE
In Your Life
Even if you're down and out,
or simply feeling blue
There's Nothing Better Than
A Little Pussy
To Cheer And Comfort You.
HAPPY
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Oh, dear!
ReplyDeleteAnd if you're concerned about buying one, you can foster and rent them for the price of their food.
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ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAW! TOO CUTE!
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