Sunday, October 16, 2016

The View from the Left




A PAEN of PRAISE 
to a 
SECULAR SAINT

Hillary Rodham Clinton is more saintly than Joan of Arc and Mother Teresa combined. She has devoted her entire adult life fulfilling her childhood dreams of serving the needs of those less fortunate, especially WOMEN, CHILDREN, and those AFFLICTED with DREAD DISEASES. 



She has sacrificed every opportunity with her fancy Ivy League law degree to capitalize on her fine education. Instead of joining a prestigious Eastern Elite Law Firm and making millions of dollars helping fat cats grow fatter by screwing the little people, and grinding their heels into the necks of the poor, this gallant lady has instead played the role of a modern missionary reaching deep into the ghettos, the factories and the farms pouring unstintingly from her bottomless Wellspring of Compassion to aid low level workers in their desperate struggle against Institutionalized Oppression by their heartless, cruel, greedy, selfish, insensitive, creepy Capitalist employers. 



Instead of being persecuted by the mean-spirited Reactionary Racist Right Wing with trumped up stories that claim malfeasance on her part, this noble, selfless, endearing woman should be IDOLIZED, REVERED, LIONIZED and yes ––– CANONIZED. 



If anyone has ever deserved to be called a SAINT, surely it must be that vision of loveliness, that tower of ivory, that paragon of virtue, that mystical rose, that overwhelming fount of wisdom, warmth, compassion, sweetness and boundless generosity, surely it must be the Next President of the United States of America, HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.



Now get down on your knees, bow your head, Sing Hosanna, Give three Cheers, and shout 


VIVAT! VIVAT! VAGINA!!!

~ Calvin Compost, Ph.D., Professor of Sociology, Santa Caramba University



50 comments:

  1. If an extra-terrestrial being arrived to Earth after watching CNN and reading any number of newspapers, this is exactly what the being's perception of HRC would be.

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    1. Believe it or not, these very phrases –– wth only a little less embellishment –– have recently been used by Hillafans I've known since high school to describe the Witch whom they really do regard as a paragon.

      Incredible, isn't it?

      I wonder more and more if we all love in the same planet –– or even in the same Universe. It's enough to make one doubt one's sanity.

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  2. With Clarity We SpeakOctober 16, 2016 at 7:52 AM

    Interesting, the hyperbole.

    However, Clinton is no saint. She is neiter idolized or canonized by anyone. Certainly with ideas that concern many. With baggage that few would want.

    But, Clinton is far more qualified, less dishonest, and vastly more concerned about America's future than Trump who is concerned only about The Donald, his brand, and being perceived as the biggest winner by all. Something he is not, except in his own mind and those of his most avid surrogates.

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    1. That is YOUR opinion, and you are welcome to it.

      The Truth is often at odds wth opinions of all kinds.

      One truth could not be denied, except by the brainwashed or self-deluded.

      HILLARY REEKS

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    2. I LOVE LOVE LOVE that SONG! First-rate comic satire. Eve Ensler may have opened the door to make it possible, but i am POSITIVE she would HATE it, and that's why I heartily ENDORSE it.

      BRAVO! Thanks for adding some much needed SPICE and MIRTH to these otherwise lugubrious proceedings.

      Too bad we didn't learn the name of the performers –– both of them fist-class pros.

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  3. Let me ask you Holier than Thou Hillary Supporters this, what do you suppose would happen if Donald Trump deleted 33,000 emails following a Congressional subpoena? And not only deleted them , but went an used a well know software scrubber called Bleach Bit so that they would be Permanently destroyed and could never be used as evidence? Even though they were COURT ORDERED!

    I wonder how many of you Liberals, Democrats, or Progressives, would complicate in ignoring all that if it were Donald Trump who did this: What do you suppose would happen to Donald Trump
    I wonder how many American Citizens would be OK in ignoring that and instead be SHOCKED by Donald’s using a perfectly LEGAL TAX CODE when filing his Taxes? Or calling Rosie O’Donnell a “vile name”? Or obsessed with Trump “scandals”while doing your best to bury the REAL “scandals of Hillary Rotten Clinton, and her husband, Bill Clinton’s REAL scandals
    whose entire political life as well as her dirty, and rigged campaign has been predicated with nothing bur real lies, scandals, and deceit. She is the candidate that all but buried her opponent Bernie Sanders! FACTS BE DAMNED.!
    The latest Wikileaks emails don’t just cover one topic like calling people names, they cover a numerous about of dirty, and scandalous topics with regard to the scandalous conduct of the Hillary Clinton that we have know so well throughout the years!
    Does anyone really feel that we should forget these IMPORTANT EMAILS, AND CONCENTRATE on what Donald Trump said 11 or 30 years ago about what many men say when they are in a “Private” conversation with other men? Sorry, but I don’t!
    But some of you Hillary supporters would rater act ignorant and compliant at any cost, or whatever it takes to get your GUY or WOMEN into the White House at any cost!
    And just remember that the E-mails you have read about is only the TIP of the iceberg!
    And again I say that no, Donald Trump is NOT perfect, BUT, what’s going to happen when the truth comes out and all of these outrageous allegations against Trump are proven false, and by what I have seen and learned in the past 2 days, it looks to me like he is innocent of these claims.

    Lets remember that these claims supposedly*happened 25-30 years ago? And they are just coming out NOW? All Donald’s life NOBODY has ever, called him a “Racist” why now?
    Have These People Had Amnesia All These Years and Suddenly Just Getting Their Memories Back?

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  4. Donald Trump managed to not only anger, and piss off all of the 16 other candidates in the primaries and many other Americans with his t personal attacks of those who opposed and challenged him. His imperfect manner left much to be desired, and his “locker room” vulgarity, spoken in private 11 years ago, really got people fired up. But if some rapper, especially a liberal had used those same words or worse in their lyrics, it would have be #1 on Billboard charts. Especially if it had vicious lyrics about Police-men. .

    Apparently, it’s a more serious offense to say things that offend someone than to put national interests at risk, to lose $6 billion of State Department funds and generally fail to competently run the agency you’ve been entrusted to run, and make millions giving $250,000 secret-content speeches to Wall Street banks that you publicly criticize. By virtue of merely having been elected a U.S. Senator and appointed as a cabinet secretary, you are thus qualified to be president, even if the best you did in those positions was inconsequential or harmful. Or be accused of covering up that awful attack and the Murder of our Ambassador in Benghazi, and then lying to the loved ones right in their face!
    Or attacking the Victims of her Husbands Sexual assault, and then preaching about protecting women! Or maybe using the worst language ever hear by a women who claims to be offended by “Bad Language” .

    Strangely, people are more offended by Trump’s words than Hillary Clinton’s vicious attacks on her hubby’s numerous sexual victims and conquests, or her position on coal mining and the Supreme Court, and her comments supporting open borders, spoken in a private at $250,000 per speech.
    Sorry but I wouldn’t exactly give her the nick name of “Honest Hillary”!
    And would someone PLEASE explain to me why Hillary seems to be leading in every polls, but only 50 People Showed Up to See Hillary’s Vice President Tim Kaine in Miami yesterday? Isn’t that kind of odd, and incredibly embarrassing at the same time. Could it be that Hillary is really losing in the polls.? Naw, the Democrats would never lie, would they?
    Or maybe it’s because most intelligent people have already decided to vote for Trump, so why waste your day, and time going to a Hillary or a Tim Kaine rally?

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    1. I already expressed my unstinting enthusiasm for this offering when you posted it below, Mr. Flyover.

      But I gladly thank you AGAIN, since it is certainly worth repeating.

      If I were running the Trump Campaign, I'd use it as an apt commentary on the dismal Candidacy of the Biggest Cunt in the Land who is now running for National Prexy and a most UNSEXY PREXY at that. PHEW!!!

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  5. Hey Michelle Obama ..... I saw your speech the other day and I just wanted to say a few things about it... Remember this past April when you invited rapper Rick Ross to the White House? Remember when his ankle monitor went off because he's a convicted felon? (assault and kidnapping). I wonder if you were "shaken to the core" when you listened to his song ?
    “U.O.E.N.O.” when he sang, “Put molly all in her champagne/ She ain’t even know it / I took her home and I enjoyed that/ She ain’t even know it.”
    How 'bout some of those other "artist" that you invited to the White House such as Nicki Minaj, Ludacris, Kendrick Lamar and Lonnie Rashid Lynn, Jr., AKA “Common.”
    You're so offended by the words of Donald Trump but you expose your daughters and you provide a National platform to people who sell vulgarity and the promotion of violence to the Youth of our once Great Nation ?
    Also do you remember when your Husband invited that Radical leader of Black Lives Matter to White House After His Arrest ? Did you guys think that was “COOL”?
    Michelle Obama you are the very definition of a hypocrite .... You should be ashamed of yourself ..... The Mainstream Media may sing your praises and protect you .... But the truth is the truth.... So please spare me your Righteous indignation !!!! It has always gotten me sick watching you and this time was no exception.

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    1. J. O. Dastarde said

      The Obamas have spent their whole lives socializing with and entertaining criminals, subversives, domestic terrorists, and anti-American black nationalists.

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    1. BRAVO! Another SMASH HIT in the repertory of Satirical Songs!

      Patterned after Ghost Riders in the Sky and They Call the Wind Maria.

      BRILLIANT!!! –– and as charmingly amusing as the news would be that Hillary DROPPED DEAD ON CAMERA during the next Debate. };^)>

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    2. PS: I can't wait to see what I just said there quoted as yet-another horrible example what a DREADFUL, VICIOUS NEO-NAZI BASTARD I am. The ire if the humorless, self-righteous bigots on the Left is is a ceaseless source of amusement.

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  8. Has Beyoncé, Michelle Obama's "Best Friend Forever" and the entertainer whom Michelle Obama has designated a role model, sung sexually-explicit lyrics at White House gatherings?

    Read a sampling of Beyoncés lyrics.

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    1. The TASTE in ENTERTAINMENT displayed by most residents of the White House has ranged from insipid to deplorable, but with the current administration it has hit ROCK BOTTOM –– I hope!

      But what else would you expect from a couple who attended a "church" for twenty years where the preacher advised his congregation to say "GOD DAMN AMERICA?"

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  9. You're kidding, right? God, I hope so!

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    1. Of course! Surely you didn't think otherwise, did you?

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  10. These trumpeters are truly Wackado's, just like the author of this blog and that stench trench known as the daddy blog.


    I never thought I'd hear a candidate for the American presidency promise his mobs that he'd lock up his opponent as soon as he was elected. Donald Trump is a blight on America and every ideal she stands for. And I'm sorry to say so are his supporters. I've lost what little respect I had for them. I always believed their patriotism and religious faith were sincere, but now I know better after watching them abandon any values they held, all for Trump and watching them justify it by claiming Hillary Clinton is a demon. Those folks have gone entirely insane.

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    1. Heinrich AugenkugelOctober 17, 2016 at 8:28 AM

      Another Hilloony hissy-fights against the Vast Rightwing Conspiracy.

      Trump clearly said to investigate her with a special prosecutor, you mewling moron.

      If Comey and Obama's corrupt JustUs Ministry had played the investigation straight up, Hillary would be toast and this wouldn't even be an issue. The fact that the Hilloonies are all good with this perverse corruption of our justice system reveals just what fascists you are.

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    2. J. O. Bastarde

      That's is not what Trump said at all, you tool. He said he would appoint a "special prosecutor" to do the job Mr Comey failed to do. Then later on he dropped a humorous aside during the last debate when she said it's a good thing a person with Mr. Trump's temperament is not in charge of the law, and he retorted, "Because you'd be in jail," and everybody laughed out loud at that until the moderators shut them up.

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  11. The Worm Has TurnedOctober 17, 2016 at 8:36 AM

    As for the Liberal Dumbass who thinks that it is “Karma” because Trump believed that the Central Park 5 was Guilty! Really?
    The Central Park Five were five teenagers, aged 15 to 18, who were arrested and convicted in the 1989 beating and rape of a 28-year-old female jogger in Central Park, New York City.
    They were and they are guilty as sin. Trump knows more about the case than the typical leftwing dumbass who thinks otherwise! These lefties would rather see these RAPIST KIDS let go then admit Trump was correct..

    The only thing Trump is guilty of is being honest. Democrats can't be.
    When it comes to the Central Park 5, every one of the defendants was guilty. They beat and raped a woman so badly she was in a coma for two weeks. But Democrats always have this tendency of supporting criminals and thugs. No amount of lying and public support can change the fact that Democrat policies are the primary cause of crime and poverty in this country.

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    1. J. O. Bastarde said

      That reminds me of the Bernard Goetz case years before where the man Goetz who'd been attacked and robbed several times by blacks before fund himself surrounded once again by several on the NY Subway. Goetz pulled got a gun and shoot a couple of the dirty bastards, and GUESS WHO WENT to JAIL? You got. It was Bernard Goetz who got sent ti prison, because he finally defended himself. I've always thought of Bernard Goetz as a great American hero and excellent role model for white men and women who are destined very sn to become a persecuted minority in a non-white country.

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  12. Witty! and I like the pics.

    What really cracks me up is how the Hillary fans speak in glowing terms about how she gave up a high-powered and lucrative career in private industry to instead be a poor, laboring public servant.

    That is laughable. She's a career government mooch, and she's never been the servant of anyone, especially not We The People.

    She and Bill now sit atop hundreds of millions, after a lifetime of "public service"

    The Clintons went into public service to do good, and they did very well indeed.

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    1. Thanks, Silver. Your nearly infallible talent for understanding our not-so-subtle intentions is always heartwarming.

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  13. Want to see Chutzpah? Audacity?
    This was found on my Facebook page!

    "If ever there was needed a demonstration of how much of a monster Donald Trump truly is, his role in fueling the media lynching of the Central Park 5 should suffice.
    Karma Strikes Donald Trump for What He Did to the Central Park 5"--------------------------------------------------

    Allowing The "Central Park 5" Thugs, to GO FREE and then awarding them 41 Million dollars was one of the biggest outrageous FARCES, that the City of New York has ever portrayed.
    Those THUGS were as GUILTY as HELL!

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    1. J. O. Bastarde said

      Yeah, and when inner city trash gets their hands on millions of taxpayer's dollars what happens? They waste it, abuse it, and lose it. Look no farther than Rodney King or Freddie Gray's drug-addicted mother for a prototypical example.

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  14. But who gives a rats ass about really being Guilty, or Innocence anymore? This country needs an enema.

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    1. In Less Than 4 Hours, Democrats Completely Crowdfund Rebuilding Of Firebombed NC GOP Office
      Donald Trump couldn't wait to blame left-wingers. But like usual, even with all of Trump's bluster and "billions," it was liberals who saved the day.

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    2. Bluebull, Since Democrats firebombed the GOP HQ, it only makes sense they would pay to rebuild it.

      I doubt they'll step up when Empress Hellary's progressive goons firebomb our liberties, our sovereignty and our birthright.

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    3. It wouldn't surprise me if the SAME D'Rat operatives firebombed the place for the express oppose of making the D'RATS look good when they later "volunteered" to help rebuild the structure and pay for the damage.

      FAKE nobility as well as FAKE outrage are twin hallmarks characteristic of DIRTOCRAT strategy.

      I had already heard dyed-in-the-wool D'Rats accuse Mr.Trump of virtually the same thing –– i.e. he ordered his own HQ destroyed in order to garner smoothy for himself and his campaign.

      The cynicism dominating this rotten campaign beggars belief.

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  15. So the Democrats Helped to Rebuild a Republican HQ That They Had Firebombed in the First Place!
    and then generate sympathetic MSM PR buy tossing some money at the result.

    They have neutralized opposition assets, terrorized them as well, and now the MSMS lauds them for their kindness? Are they Kidding?
    I guess that Guilt makes people do strange things.

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    1. That certainly IS a plausible interpretation given what we know abut D'Rats, isn't it, DD?

      BUT the eleemosynary gesture COULD also be genuine. Not ALL D'Rats are scheming demons. Many of the rank and file are well-meaning dupes or deluded idealists.

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  16. This Is How I feel.October 17, 2016 at 12:23 PM

    It's high time for real Americans to stand up and oppose these vile fascist monsters before it's too late!

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    1. Isn't it funny? That is EXACTLY what THEY say about US!

      Ain't life a bitch?

      };^)>

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  17. This Is How I feel.October 17, 2016 at 12:27 PM

    Why not call the Republican HQ that was Firebombed in North Carolina an act of Democrat TERRORISM?

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  18. We were the truth about Crooked Hillary scheming and Beaming way back in 2008.. So we knew she was crooked back then in 2008 and she's still crooked now in 2016. Finally we have Trump to show us the truth and he wound up getting hurt from telling the truth.
    Please Share This.

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  19. You are 100 percent correct, sir. The fact that people such as RN, Ducky, and Shaw are all woefully uneducated on politics, history, civics, and trivial things like our constitution only goes to ensure that corrupt politicians are what we will continue to get. We cannot be bothered with paying attention to the nonsensical issues, or old Girl Friends, or even from others such as Billy Bush, or Howard Stern, or even sore loser politicians, such as Jebb Bush, or Ryan etc. we can only hold people accountable for what "they" and only they say. But we sure can pay attention to what Brad and Angelina or the Kardashians are doing. Or who is thrown off of Dancing with the Stars.If we held our politicians accountable for their actions, Hillary Clinton would never have even been nominated for her party's nominations. Indeed, we get the government we deserve accordingly.

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  20. WikiLeaks is releasing emails daily, here’s a roundup of the most damaging documents to have been released:

    1. Clinton Campaign Believed Obama Committed Voter Fraud In 2008



    2. MSNBC Producer Gushes Over Hillary Clinton

    3. Transcripts Of Hillary’s Paid Speeches To Goldman Sachs Leake

    4. Clinton Campaign Illegally Coordinating With SuperPAC

    5. Hillary Clinton Was Provided Questions Prior To Major Interview

    6. People in Clinton inner circle fear Bill’s sex life is a liability.



    7. John Podesta Wished San Bernardino Shooter Had Been White

    8. Hillary fears jihadists will enter the U.S. amongst refugees.



    9. Clinton Team Bashes ‘Backward’ Catholics

    10. Clinton Insiders Bashed Efforts To Get Elizabeth Warren To Run For President

    11. Hillary Got Town Hall Question In Advance

    12. Hillary Staffers Discuss ‘Excuse’ For Not Turning Over Emails

    13. Hillary Insiders Worried About Her ‘Troublesome’ Relationship With Sid Blumenthal

    14. Podesta Tells Hillary To Court ‘Needy Latinos’, Calls Latino Governor A ‘D***’

    15. Clinton Campaign Nervous About Bill’s Paid Wall Street Speeches

    16. Democrats Plotted To Create Fake Trump Craigslist Ads


    So please tell me again again about Trumps Potty Mouth.

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  21. BREAKING: WIKILEAKS Emails Show CEO Of “Conservative” NEWSMAX Working With Hillary’s Campaign Chairman
    OOPS! HILLARY’S HIT WOMAN LIED About Trump Groping Her…Eye-Witness Comes Forward: “It was she that was the one being flirtatious”

    “Oh, on the sex stuff. Hillary is about to get hers…,” Drudge said in a tweet.

    Drudge tweeted a picture of Clinton on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, where she appeared Friday in her first interview following the second presidential debate with Donald Trump.

    The “sex stuff” Drudge is referring to concerns Clinton’s sexuality, which the London Times and several other foreign newspapers brought into question back in 2007 when Clinton was accused of having an affair with her aide Huma Abedin.

    The Clinton campaign responded to these reports, saying that the reports were “ridiculous” and not to be taken seriously.

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  22. IF HILLARY WINS, I'M MOVING TO BENGHAZI!
    I KNOW SHE'LL LEAVE ME ALONE THERE!

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  23. Albrecht SturmenkugelklappstuhlfeuerwachebrennenOctober 17, 2016 at 4:51 PM

    Hillary Clinton reminds me of my mean-faced old spinster auntie Hildehag Hellwig Rottenschinken-Hexe. She would would spank me and give me an enema when I ate too much chocolate.

    Her foul husband, Uncle Willi Leerenmittdertittengrabenunddickenpoken made all my girl cousins uncomfortable.

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    1. Well, God may give us our relatives, but we must always THANK God that WE may CHOOSE our friends, niche war?

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    2. Albrecht SturmenkugelklappstuhlfeuerwachebrennenOctober 17, 2016 at 11:38 PM

      Ja. Das ist schon wahr.

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  24. There are many, many people who seem to think Hillary Clinton hasn’t accomplished anything. Apparently, being a First Lady, a Senator, as well as Secretary of State doesn’t count as accomplishments to her critics. But here is a very simple summary that encompasses Hillary Clinton and what she has accomplished throughout her life

    Here’s A List Of Hillary Clinton’s Accomplishments, So Quit Saying She Doesn’t Have Any

    Accomplishments that can be VERIFIED. Benghazi , fake concussions , accepting money from countries that abuse women....Award Winner. Author. Self proclaimed Pantsuit Aficionado. Married to a man named Bill, who plays the saxophone., and invented the new game, Hide the Cigar!
    Hillary Clinton is fundamentally honest and trustworthy, and if you don’t believe that, just ask her!
    SO STOP making those innuendoes indirectly suggesting that Hillary is immoral, improper, or has done something horribly wrong. It is unusual though, for a campaign’s supporters to blatantly accuse an opponent of the same party of being dishonest, a lying liar, and an evil person who cannot be trusted..

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    1. Now THAT'S funny!

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    2. Hillary Clinton has been complicit in helping to destroy healthcare (remember Hillarycare?), our foreign policy, and represents a deepening of a recession with her insane proposed spending and tax hikes. She is known to hate law enforcement and the military. And, she has done nothing about Bill Clinton jetting about with a convicted pedophile on the “Lolita Express” to “Orgy Island.” Not to mention living in the penthouse of his library where he appears to be hosting grateful interns who give him massages, and other favors.

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