Wednesday, December 30, 2015


The Twelve 
ISLAMIC 
Days of Christmas

On the FIRST Day of Christmas, the Imam sent to me
A head mounted on a thorn tree!


On the SECOND Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Two scimitars
And a Head mounted on a Thorn Tree!

On the THIRD Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!

On the FOURTH Day of Christmas the imam sent to me
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!


On the FIFTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!

On the SIXTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!

On the SEVENTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!


On the EIGHTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!

On the NINTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Nine women’s corpses
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!

On the TENTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Ten drowned in cages
Nine women’s corpses
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!

On the ELEVENTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Eleven dead cartoonists
Ten drowned in cages
Nine women’scorpses
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!


On the TWELFTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Twelve bombs a bursting 
Eleven dead cartoonists
Ten drowned in cages
Nine women’s corpses
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And HIS HEAD mounted on a thorn tree!


~ An Anne Animus Original




















12 comments:

  1. Absolutely brilliant!

    I wish I had that talent.

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  2. Ah, the Grand Daddy of House and Gardening is at it again.
    With his Poems, Stories, and anything else thats meaningless, to put in his lounge of topics in a forum of Political, Religious, and Republican Party related topics.

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    1. Being disliked by people of inferior intellect and no apparent sensibility is in truth an exceedingly high form of praise.

      If a person such as yourself said he liked or approved of me, I'd immediately start to worry about a deterioration in the quality of my thinking and the health of my immortal soul.

      So, thank you very kindly for according me such a strong vote of confidence.

      And may the NEW YEAR bring about a considerable, much needed improvement in your character and disposition.

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  3. That was great FT. I found myself singing it too.Seems
    like the "Hump" is a tad envious of your talent.

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    1. Thanks, Lisa. And a very Happy New Year filled with blessings to you!

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    1. I doubt very much if the present inhabitants of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, D.C. are anywhere near that culturally advanced.

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