Windpower:
Fuel of the Future?
Beans, beans
The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you toot.
Beans make wind,
So, direct the flow,
And you'll move faster
Wherever you go.
Beans help foster solitude
You'll soon be alone
After eating this food.
I knew a girl,
A terrible flirt,
The beans she ate
Tore a hole in her skirt.
Night time beans
Filled him with dread,
Because often the sheets
Blew right off his bed.
Beans beans!
Good for your heart
Eat more not less
For a roaring good start.
Back from Progress
You'll not be held.
Instead, your life will be
JET-PROPELLED!
~ Fartin A. Jarre (ne Edgar Allen Phew)
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| Edgar Allen Phew |
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| Wind Power stinks to high heaven! |



































