Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Slip Slop! Nobody cares. Hillary Clinton just fell down the stairs
 
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_____ I’M AN INDIAN TOO _____

Like the Seminole, Navajo, Kickapoo
Like those Indians
I'm an Indian too
A Sioux
A Sioux

Just like Battle Axe, Hatchet Face, Eagle Nose
Like those Indians
I'm an Indian too
A Sioux
A Sioux

Some Indian summer's day 
Without a sound
I may hide away
With Big Chief Hole-in-the-Ground

And I'll have totem poles, tomahawks, pipes of peace
Which will go to prove
I'm an Indian too
A Sioux
A Sioux

With my chief in his teepee
We'll raise an Indian family
And I'll be busy night and day
Looking like a flour sack
With two papooses on my back
And three papooses on the way
Like the Chippewa, Iroquois, Omaha
Like those Indians
I'm an Indian too
A Sioux
A Sioux

Just like Rising Moon, Falling Pants, Running Nose
Like those Indians
I'm an Indian too
A Sioux
A Sioux

Some Indian summer's day
Without a care
I may run away
With Big Chief Son-of-a-Bear
And I'll wear moccasins, wampum beads, feather hats
Which will go to prove
I'm an Indian too
A Sioux
A Sioux

~ Irving Berlin (1888-1989)



56 comments:

  1. Falling Pants, Running Nose

    LOL!

    Cute parody and novelty tune.

    I'm sure that somebody will say that it's RACIST!

    Political correctness doesn't permit humor, ya know.

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    1. As you probably noticed, Betty Hutton, as Annie Oakley, gave us an abbreviated version of the lytics from the original Broadway show, Annie, Get Your Gun, starring Ethel Merman. who originated gthe role of Annie. The show was a BIG hit back in the 1940's, and then became a GREAT movie in 1950. –– One of the never-to-be-forgotten delights of my childhood.

      Anyway, just as you say, THIS particular song has been deemed "racially insensitive," and has, therefore, been OMITTED from all modern productions of the show, –– even in high schools colleges, and community little theater groups all over the country, –– and of course in Britain.

      And that, of course, is precisely WHY I chose to feature it today in cinhunciin with the spectacle surrounding Elizabeth Warren's purported ethnicity, –– bad boy that I delight in being on matters of political
      correctness.

      };^)>

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    2. FT,
      THIS particular song has been deemed "racially insensitive," and has, therefore, been OMITTED from all modern productions of the show, –– even in high schools colleges, and community little theater groups all over the country, –– and of course in Britain.

      Figures!

      I have to wonder if the same is happening with homeschool groups, too. We have "a new generation of parents," and they have been drowned in political correctness. **sigh*

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    3. "As the twig is bent, so grows the tree."

      That's why it's at the same time an OUTRAGE, a TRAVESTY, and a TRAGEDY that the Cultural Marxists have been able to first infiltrate, then permeate, and then take CONTROL of our educational system top to bottom.

      It's not the RUSSIANS or the NORTH KOREANS or even the MUSLIMS we need to fear. It is OURSELVES for being so easily DUPED, SEDUCED and LED DOWN the GARDEN PATH b evil, subversive "intellectuals."

      Unfortunately the ENEMEDIA, which has been in control of most of the primary organs of Public Communications for many decades, has been able to DERIDE, DENOUNCE, VILIFY and EMASCULATE the few people who KNEW what was happining, and tried their best to WARN us, so we could DEFEND our integrity both as a people and as a nation.

      Sadly, the GOOD GUYS LOST that battle.

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    4. Thorvald Jansen said

      You explain things with unusual clarity, Mr. Thinke. I cannot help but agree with everythng yiu said there.

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  2. Oswald P. PentagasMarch 14, 2018 at 10:22 AM

    Does Hillary really think that American women are so stupid, that they’d vote anyway their husbands tell them to?

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    1. Oswald,

      Does it NEVER occur to you at the very least to pay a modicum of LIP SERVICE to the designated topic at blogs you visit?

      Even though I may agree with your basic sentiments, it's still EXTREMELY RUDE of YOU to IGNORE the topic, and post BOILERPLATE.

      Do you ever THINK before you post, or is it always your habit merely to REGURGITATE stock opinions?

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    2. Al Terego said

      TAKE THIS, ANDREW JACKSON

      Lizzie Warren's sharpened axe

      Waits to give "Kapital" forty whacks,

      And when she has destroyed the banks
      
She'll say you owe her many thanks.

      Then engines of th' economy 

      She’s reduced to beggary

      Will go down on bended knee 

      To save themselves from bankruptcy

      At your expense, and then you'll see

      The end of private property,
      
And all forms of democracy.

      Lizzie’s worse than Hillary.

      You'll be reduced to penury
      
By Lizzie Warren's axe.

      She longs to heavily levy on thee
      
A FULL ONE-HUNDRED-PERCENT TAX!
      




      ~ FreeThinke

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  3. If you have had enough, of the crap, and nonsense that is spewed from the mouths of Hillary, and Pocahontas, then it’s time to put Republicans in office all over America. If for no other reason than to tell the progressive socialist democrats that they need to work for us the people who pay their salaries and stop insulting us, and tearing this country apart.

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  4. William Heynos said

    Like her or not we have to admit that when she stops braying like a jackass, and stops gesticulating in that jerky jerky way she does, she's really a good looking woman. Almost pretty. Fantastic for being close to seventy.

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    1. Little Billy BatshitMarch 14, 2018 at 8:59 PM

      You're blind as a fucking bat.

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    2. Please don't abuse my guests, Billy Boy.

      That's MY job.

      ];^}>

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    3. Calvin M. Codswalloper said

      I have to agree with Heynos. Squaw Warren looks very young, and yes pretty, for a woman nearing seventy. If she weren't one of those nasty feministas, she could still be a real knockout.

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  5. Gonad The Repubelicon DestroyerMarch 14, 2018 at 8:58 PM

    Nice diversion from the FACT that Democrats took another Rethuglican seat! HAHAHA!!! Trumpistan is shrinking and the porn hooker President is growing increasingly isolated and mad crazy!


    HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Trump for 8 princess. Oh yea. Enjoy !
      Ps - learn how to drive.

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  6. So Grey Beaver won't take a DNA test. Proves she is a lying Sack.

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  7. What we NEED is for more folks to think like conservatives, thus accelerating the descent to the bottom and movement towards authoritarianism.

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    1. It is moroniic creeps like you ,who childishly abuse their First Amendment rights thus making a travesty of the Constitution, who are more likely than any other factor to usher in an Era of Rigid Authoritarianism, Bozo.

      F___R___E___E___D___O___M___!
      You're sure to lose it,
      If you abuse it.

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    2. I agree with anonymous. Why must you despise and deprecate him?

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    3. Because he IS a moronic creep –– and so, apparently, are YOU.

      Don't worry!, you have LOTS of company –– but nowhere near the SUPPORT you vainly imagine.

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  8. Manboob the RepoobMarch 14, 2018 at 10:26 PM

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    1. It is moroniic creeps like you ,who childishly abuse their First Amendment rights thus making a travesty of the Constitution, who are more likely than any other factor to usher in an Era of Rigid Authoritarianism, Idioto.

      F___R___E___E___D___O___M___!
      You're sure to lose it,
      If you abuse it.

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  9. Manboob the RepoobMarch 15, 2018 at 8:15 PM

    Elizabeth Warren is a squatting liar. I would guffaw loudly as Trump flamed and blasted her in the 2020 election! To hell with being polite to women. BLAST HER!

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  11. PeeWee the WeeWee @MAGA said:

    Our Most Excellent President is proving just why Club #35 placed our faith and undying loyalty in him.

    Keep doing what you do so well Mr. President. MAGA!!

    Note of caution, watch out for the Mueller Freight Train now aimed at your gonads.

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  12. Come on Hillary tell us more about the Russians, perhaps you can tell us about our Uranium that you “sold” to them!

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  13. What a wonderful sendup of Liawatha!

    Warren, Pelosi, Gasoline Maxine Waters and that slimy snake Louie Gutierrez are a national embarrassment. It is a red warning flag that such leftists command great crowds of followers.

    Keep up the good fight! We cannot let the communist islamist rabble take over this great nation!

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  14. Tocsin Antitoxin said

    Cherokee genealogist slams Elizabeth
    Warren’s ancestry claims as ‘ludicrous’


    Washington Times, by Valerie Richardson

    A Cherokee genealogist on Wednesday dismissed Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s claims of Indian ancestry as “ludicrous,” arguing that the Massachusetts Democrat “has no respect for true Native Americans.” Twila Barnes, who has done extensive research into Ms. Warren’s family tree, added that the high-profile progressive leader has angered some Native Americans by appearing to leverage her dubious heritage to advance her career. “Some just laugh, because it’s so ludicrous. I mean, you know, she has no proof of anything,” Ms. Barnes said on Fox’s “Tucker Carlson Tonight.” “She’s a lawyer, and she’s supposed to understand you need proof, yet she keeps claiming,” . . .

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    1. Mr. Bigly said

      If she weren't a lib socialist, the media would be stirring up a hornet´s nest for her "appropriating" her fake native American background by running story after story to shame and silence her

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    2. Nota Flasher said

      She has to keep up the fake Native American (Cherokee) fairy tale.

      She listed herself as a minority on a legal directory reviewed by deans and hiring committees. The University of PA “listed her as a minority faculty member,” and she was touted after her hire at Harvard Law School as, yes, the school’s “first woman of color.”

      She faked her ethnicity to get the Harvard hire.

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    3. Barbara Herricks-Cholmondley said

      Pocapotamous has permanently fastened herself to a tar baby of her own stupid design.

      This is a lose-lose for her. She´s got a skunk by the tail and it´s starting to squirt.

      As I said in a previous post, every time she opens her yap a million amateur jokesters start typing. Fauxahontas, the forked tongue bit; it´s all so entertaining.

      Old white woman shoot self on foot with own arrow.

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    4. FIordiligi McDaniel sad

      Of course she´s an Indian. The blond hair and blue eyes are a dead give away. Anyway I heard that she refuses to take a DNA test. The results of that test would pretty much clear things up I would think.

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  15. GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS!

    Hillary Clinton, both drunken and pissed
    Fell in the tub and fractured her wrist.
    In a marble washroom at the Jodphur palace
    Doubtless while using the soap as a phallus.
    Hillary needs to stay off the sauce
    Lest her life end up as a total loss.
    But this fomer Secretary of State
    Could not hope to meet a more fitting fate!


    _____________________________________

    Now Hillary Clinton fractures her wrist after slipping in a palace bathtub during trip to India

    • Hillary Clinton's wrist injury is worse than originally thought

    • former Secretary of State was forced to cancel her appearances in Jodhpur, India this week when she slipped in a palace bathtub and hurt her wrist

    Doctors advised the 70-year-old to rest, but the pain grew unbearable so she was taken to the hospital early Wednesday morning

    A CT Scan and X-ray confirmed she had a hairline fracture on her wrist.

    This is the second time the former presidential candidate has injured herself on her India trip after slipping on steps at a 13th century harem –– TWICE –– the other day.

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    1. Vile! Just. Vile!

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    2. Gurmander HarshitpradhaboobMarch 16, 2018 at 11:11 PM

      I must say, sir, your ribald send-up of that constantly-carping fishwife has me in stitches. Vishnu transport me, it must have been a horrible sight just before her fall: Naked flesh momentarily suspended, great globules of cellulite swinging one way, the the center of gravity shifts, he ass now commanding her gin-bloated corpse in the other direction, and--SPLASH! The great whale goes under like Moby Dick confounding Captain Ahab!

      Her poor lady servants could not have avoided a quite thorough and unfortunate drenching!

      HAHA! You are quite clever, sir!

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    3. We'll keep trying
      Even as we're dying.


      };^D>

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    4. Someone hurting themselves is "good news" to you? That's sick and, as a Christian I have to beseech you to find Jesus, fast. It's obvious that you need Him.

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  16. EXTRA! EXTA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

    SESSIONS FIRES ANDREW McCABE BEFORE HE CAN RETIRE

    https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/sessions-fires-mccabe-he-can-retire-n856751

    HALLELUJAH!

    HALLELUJAH!

    HALLELUJAH!

    Jeff Sessions FINALLY grew a pair!

    HALLELUJAH!

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  17. Xantippe Wombwrath-McLaughlin said

    McCabe Fired! –*Update* McCabe Responds

    Conservative Tree House, by Sundance

    Attorney General Jeff Sessions announces Deputy Director Andrew McCabe has been fired. Inspector General Michael Horowitz recommended a review by the FBI Office of Professional Responsibility. The referral was based on IG Horowitz interviewing McCabe and identifying McCabe was lying about his instructions to FBI Communication Director Michael Kortan leaking to media on his behalf. Mike Kortan, Lisa Page and Peter Strzok then proceeded to leak to Devlin Barrett (WSJ and WaPo), along with other journalists, with approvals from Andrew McCabe. After IG Horowitz referred McCabe’s false statements to the FBI Office of Professional Responsibility (OPR), the OPR investigated and ...

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    1. Amyrillis Poindexter said

      My God! The shameless son of a bitch actually has the nerve to blame Trump for getting him fired unfairly, because Trump has been "persecuting" the FBI and the DOJ! What gall! These people have no shame and no decency. None!

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    1. The Habanera from Carmen a Covent Garden.

      Wha a perfect piece for a St. Patrick's Day celebration!

      Nice boobs on the mezzo!

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    2. That looks like a wild one! Next time I get a chance to see Carmen, I shall. Looks like fun. The daughter and I went to see La Traviata a few years back. Great singing and all, but it was a rather depressing subject.

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  19. FT and Thersites,

    I thought you'd enjoy this

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  20. As we already know the Mueller Investigation has and has had only ONE objective in mind since it's trumped up inception by Super Rat James Comey, and that is to "GET" Donald Trump at all costs by any means fair or foul

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    1. When giving a direct quote, its customary to acknowledge the source –– in PRINT.

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  22. Big Chief Shitting Bull said

    Dear little LIEAWATHA, the blond-haired, blue-eyed Indian Princess. You're a real credit to your race, Little One.

    Boom chicky chicky boom.

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