Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Love is a wonderful thing. Why not try it?


 ___ SNOW HAIKU ___

Children all agog
As snow deepens on the ground
School is out today!

Mommy’s plans are shot
Grimly she brews more coffee
To steady her nerves.

Tugging on snowsuits
Zippering up galoshes
Soon she’ll make cocoa

Oatmeal cookies too
Need watching lest they get burned
She’ll be well prepared

Not the day she’d planned
But not so bad after all
Because she loves them.


~ FreeThinke


13 comments:

  1. Love is over-rated... ;)

    These are the same people who constructed, out of whole cloth, the narrative that we are somehow morally obligated to give up a red state Senate seat because Gloria Allred dragged out some sad-faced woman with a story and a yearbook. Except the yearbook was tampered with – just like the Roy Moore Truthers said. No, our glorious press didn’t uncover that lie. But then, the press didn’t want to.

    What about the Washington Post and its alleged “scrupulous reporting?” Turns out it’s likely that this whole thing is a Jeb!boy hit job. No shock – the corrupt establishment has been working with the corrupt press to claw back the power we relieved them of since we rejected Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit. The Fredocons and liberal journalists want respect, but they deserve only contempt – and woke conservatives are delivering.

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    1. Luisa Mae Lipschitz said

      I agree. Love is a bore. SEXUAL HARRASSMENT is loads more fun, especially when you're on the receiving end of it. That way you can get yiur kicks twice. Once when you're havng an orgasm, and later when you decide to punish the SOB who made you feel so good, because he never asked you for a date again.

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    2. Surplus value! I'll turn you into a Marxist, yet! ;)

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    1. Menorah Molotoff said

      That's a particiarly vile exhibitiin of antisemitism run amuck. Hpw dare you imply that all Jews are spoiled, fat, ugly, and enmotionally ommature? You should be ashamed of yourself. I'm going to see to it that the JADL goes after you and sues your ugly Jew hating butt off.

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    2. Menorah Molotoff said

      Me and my team of lesbian attorneys who specialize in cases involving antisemtism linked with public and private displays of disrespect for the femle sex will see your fat, ugly, misogynstic antisemitic hind end in court, and mister, you'd better come prepared to wear sackcloth and soot as soon as we get through with your sorry ass. We'll make you rue the day you were born, and thats promise,

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    3. Lawsuit, Shmawsuit, I'm no schmuck. My Lawyer looks forward to it. :)

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    4. Lawsuit, Shmawsuit, I'm no schmuck. My lawyer looks forward to it!

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  3. Mrs. Cassowary of the Linen Closet said

    I love the echoes in your haiku of lovely old times at home with mothers who loved their families more than they cared for themselves. A good way to begin the Christmas Season. Thank you.

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    1. Ebshebeda said

      I thought so too, Mrs. C. Reminds me of the beautiful old days at 142 when the world was still young, vital and full of unlimited possibilities.

      Nice to hear from you, Mrs. C! Been a long time.

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  4. I love the echoes in your haiku of lovely old times at home with mothers who loved their families more than they cared for themselves. A good way to begin the Christmas Season. Thank you.ทางเข้า D2BET

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