Friday, January 20, 2017

We Humbly Dedicate this Page
In the Hope We May Assuage
The Grief At Which We're Hintin'
Of Poor Chagrined, Obsessed With Rage
HILLARY!___ RODHAM! ___ CLINTON!


Miss Peggy Lee


The Great Ella Fitzgerald


Benny Goodman & His Orchestra 
with Helen Wood

Hasta la vista, Baby!

15 comments:

  1. I wonder how HRC will handle being present at today's Inauguration.

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    1. Let's hope she DOESN'T blow herself up with a SUICIDE VEST –– even if she's stationed herself Far from the Madding Crowd with a few of her favorite Flying Monkeys and Demon Minions.

      That would be the ONLY way Her Heinous could possibly steal the show from our new president, DONALD, J. TRUMP. Hip Hip HOORAY! Hip Hip HOORAY! Hip Hip HOORAY!

      But don't you just LOVE our special presentation of GOODY GOODY?

      I couldn't think of anything more appropriate to express our feelings of Joy and Satisfaction on the Singuarly Great Occasionm could you?

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  2. BEAUTIFUL! PERFECT!

    I love your sense of humor, man.

    Jason Arbuthnot

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    1. Thank you, Jason! I had a lot of fun putting it al together. Come back at 1:00 PM for a rousing homemade parody of They All Laughed. You'll love it, I know.

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  3. Shaw's Nemesis TOMJanuary 20, 2017 at 9:43 AM

    Obama never did understand or appreciate the nation he was elected to lead, so his goal wasn’t to honor and advance America’s traditional principles and standards, but to “fundamentally transform” it, in other words To Change it! To Change what this country has stood for , and to change what the United States Constitution means to us all.
    So America has had its first black president. But, not much good has happened because of it.
    Race relations has gotten worse, the economy has worsened, Immigration has been blown to hell, and the country has never been more divided as it is today.
    The Affordable Care Act is anything but affordable. Many Americans have not been able to keep their doctors; 12 of the 23 co-ops have failed, costing taxpayers $1.2 billion, and forcing 740 thousand to scramble to try to find health insurance.
    Food stamp claimants rose from fewer than 30 million in 2008 to 46.5 million by 2014.
    Our Allies no longer trust us, and they have good reason to feel that way, and our Enemies don’t fear us.
    His presidency represents a dramatic failure of leadership, and it will take Donald Trump years to repair the damage his presidency has produced.

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    1. Yes. Yes. Yes. But we KNOW all that. It's VERY old news and already gathering dust and mildew. America has turned the page, and has no desire to keep revising the misery. It's time to MOVE ON, man. So, get with the program. ;-)

      Today is a day for CELEBRATION nor RECRIMINATION.

      We need the former precisely because we've had entirely too much of the latter.

      REJOICE and be GLAD. A NEW DAY has DAWNED, HALLELUJAH!

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    1. Clever, of course. Very well done, but absolutely asinine.

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  5. Shaw's nemesis JoanJanuary 20, 2017 at 10:07 AM

    Have a great and blessed inaugural weekend my friends!

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    1. Thanks. We intend to do just that, D'Rat snotty antics and fits of pique notwithstanding.

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  6. I love Ella. Peggy Lee is fun too. How you didn't fit Spike Jones in there, I don't know! ;)

    JMJ

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    1. Is there are a Spike Jones version of Goody Goody, Jersey? If so, I'll add it to the pile later. I am a RABID fan of Spike Jones who entertained me royally –– in my CRIB –– when I was just a wee bairn and Spike was a young hotshot new on the scene.

      Yes, my tastes are decided ANTIQUE, but my HEART will remain forever young, baby.

      Glad to see you here today. You're a right good sport. Thanks for stopping by.

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    2. Ella really was THE greatest, Jersey. I'd forgotten what a luscious babe Peggy Lee was in her heyday, {FYI: I went to school with her niece at the Avery Coonley School in Downer's Grove, Illinois. Peggy Lee's sister was a nice plump matronly women. You'd never have connected the two, unless you knew. "FEVER" was brand new at the time, and played incessantly in every radio station in Chicagoland. Those really WERE the days! I was in eighth grade, can you believe it? ;-] I've aways respected Peggy as an absolutely UNIQUE song stylist. A true American Original.

      I love Billie Holliday too for similar reasons. How about you?

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  7. The Rev Cornelius Lispenarde, D.D. said

    Heres another great version: https://youtu.be/oVkL2kdMFx4

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  8. The Bleeding Heart Liberals in America are in full melt-down mode, they are screaming, kicking, crying, burning our Flag, breaking windows, setting fire to cars, and Limo's screaming, throwing feces, much like apes, they are burning the property of others, they are injuring Police Officers and these Leftist, along with the Thugs of the Black Lives matter Gang and the Paid Thugs from the Foreign Little Dictator George Soros want us to believe that this is a *Protest*. SHAME ON THEM ALL.
    And they wonder why their Candidate lost? Give me a friggen break...

    Well folks, there’s a new Sheriff in town folks, he’s sworn in and he’s going to clean this mess up

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