Saturday, January 31, 2015


Theater of Horror 
and the Absurd

The soon-to-be-late Bruce Jenner

Which of the following items do you find

Most Alarming?

Most Absurd?


















30 comments:

  1. Bruce Jenner becoming a woman? He's gonna make one ugly woman, IMO.

    In my view, the most important story on the list for long-term implications is the one about Sharyl AttAttkisson. One administration establishes a precedent, and the next will follow suit. The one about the Dem staffers is equally disturbing on the same level.

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    1. I agree the Atkisson story is the most important

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    1. Hold.

      The.

      Phone.

      Is Medicare paying for Bruce Jenner's transition? He turned 65 on October 28, 2014.

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    2. Its a gay, gay, gay, gay, gay American Healthcare System now.

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    3. :P
      Try Not to Get Jennerized!

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    4. ...or you might end up being known in the future as Jennyrrhus of Skyros (aka - "Red").

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    5. ...a "second generation" metrosexual American.

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    6. I was tempted to categorize the Jenner story as frivolous, and flip it off as the most absurd, but then it occurred to me we should want to know and a leas try to understand what pressures brought him to commit to such a radical course of action? After all, he's SIXTY-FIVE, the father of several middle-aged children, wealthy, famous, well-built, good looking, and was a great Olympic Champion in his day.

      That should provoke more curiosity than derision, I should think.

      Unless, like Bill Clinton, he's such a whore for publicity, he'll literally say or do ANYTHING short of MURDER to stay in the public eye.

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    7. I don't think transexualism is merely a facet of being homosexual.

      If one is burdened with a serious desire to be something other than Nature clearly intended him to be, it must be a horrible psychological burden for him or her to bear. Very sad.

      I doubt very much if anyone would adopt such a course and go so far as literally to have his genitals removed merely to thumb his nose at society.

      I did think juxtaposing the article about Liz Cheney going after Drag Queens with the item about Bruce Jenner was very funny, but the two had nothing to do with each other.

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    8. ______ ON THE LIGHtER SIDE ______

      There once was a fellow named Tom,

      Who wanted to be someone's Mom.

      Despite earnest coition

      Nothing came to fruition,
      
So he adopted a child without qualm.


      


An inspection obstetrical cursory
      
Once consigned a girl to a blue nursery
      
And all of her toys 
Were intended for boys.
      
Could you ever imagine a worse story?


      


A prominent, popular thespian
      
Named "Rock" really wanted to be "Leslie Anne"
      
So he went through much strife

      Going under the knife,
      
But he thinks now that he's a Male Lesbian!

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  3. Titan You're Famoso!January 31, 2015 at 7:03 AM

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    2. Poor OKJimm is not okay.
      Don't answer what he has to say.
      He's just a tiny withered soul
      Whose skull is like a toilet bowl ––
      Lacking sense and lacking wit ––
      Hard and cold and filled with spit.
      He has nothing good to say,
      Because he's never been okay.
      Our task here will not be completed
      Till his presence is deleted.

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  7. The Atkisson story is the only one that is news. The man torturing and killing the cat is horrible, but alas, the world is full of people like that. It takes an especially despicable person to harm an animal.

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    1. Not "full" thank God, but even ONE is far too many.

      As a serious animal lover I found he story about that poor cat to be far and away the most horrific and distressing of all items listed.

      The Death of a Thousand Cuts or a good long session on the Catherine Wheel or the Judas Cradle would be far too good for a creature who would do something like that.

      Personally, I'd make the bastard drink a quart of lighter fluid, tie him to an iron pole, then set him ablaze with a taper applied to his screaming mouth.

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  13. Code Stinko ScreamerJanuary 31, 2015 at 6:05 PM

    Your gay bashing is abhorrent!!!

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    1. Your obvious lack of basic reading comprehension skills betrays poor parenting and inferior elementary education.

      Didn't you know it was ILLEGAL to quit school in the middle of second grade?

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