Wednesday, May 1, 2013

MAYDAY! MAYDAY!

The Likely Results of NOT Being Vain Enough 
To Take Proper Care of Your Body.
Does this women have what it takes 
to become our next president?

M'AIDER! M'AIDER!

14 comments:

  1. Only so many things can cause a woman's physical appearance to deteriorate so drastically in a relatively short amount of time:

    Lack of exercise and too much fattening food?

    Too much booze?

    Steroids for whatever?

    Lyrica?

    Anti-depressants?

    Maybe all of the above!

    Oh, and one more thing could be a cause....congestive heart failure. I mention this possibility because my cousin has congestive heart failure, and, as a result, her physical appearance has gone down the tubes.

    ReplyDelete
  2. The true beauty of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Audrey Hepburn, Sophia Loren, Grace Kelly, Elizabeth Taylor, and other simply stunning women will never go out of style, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama and Madeleine Albright will be forgotten (or should be) as fast as you could say Rosie O'Donnell!

    ReplyDelete
  3. I don't understand your unhealthy obsession with Hillary Clinton...

    ReplyDelete
  4. Kawanio che Keeteru!

    "Song for St. Tamminy s Day. "The Old Song.

    Of Andrew, of Patrick, of David, & George,
    What mighty achievements we hear!
    While no one relates great Tammany's feats,
    Although more heroic by far, my brave boys,
    Although more heroic by far.

    These heroes fought only as fancy inspired,
    As by their own stories we find;
    Whilst Tammany, he fought only to free,
    From cruel oppression mankind, my brave boys,
    From cruel oppression mankind.

    "When our country was young and our numbers were few
    To our fathers his friendship was shown,
    (For he e'er would oppose whom he took for his foes),
    And made our misfortunes his own, my brave boys,
    And he made our misfortunes his own.

    "At length growing old and quite worn out with years,
    As history doth truly proclaim,
    His wigwam was fired, he nobly expired,
    And flew to the skies in a flame, my brave boys,
    And flew to the skies in a flame.

    ReplyDelete
  5. If physical appearances were the only criterion by which we should judge people, no one would pay any attention to what Stephen Hawking says.

    Happily, most people look at accomplishments, not physical appearances, to guide their opinion of achievers.

    You may not like Mrs. Clinton (understatement), but no one can deny she is an accomplished woman.

    Anyone can make fun of someone's appearance through photo shopping, but few can be unbiased enough to appreciate someone else's success.

    It's one of our human failings to snicker at someone who does better in life than ourselves.

    ReplyDelete
  6. But that's NOT Mrs. Clinton. It's only a fantasy, admittedly lurid, but a fantasy nonetheless.

    Let's just say the real thing rubs me the wrong way, and let it go at that.

    I can't think of anything positive or desirable she's accomplished other than stage a shameless, relentless, unstoppable, campaign to achieve POLITICAL POWER at all costs. She quite llterally DISGUSTS me. It;s a visceral thing.

    ReplyDelete
  7. "She quite llterally DISGUSTS me. It;s a visceral thing."

    If Mrs. Clinton "literally disgusts" you, why post anything about her? You only inflict harm upon yourself by doing so. Why would a person deliberately invite disgust upon himself?

    If someone affected me as violently as Mrs. Clinton affects you, I would steer clear of any mention or any subject that concerned her.

    Think of your health.

    ReplyDelete
  8. I assure you I am not alone in my feeling about Mrs Clinton. I may have to end my days in a different country, if she becomes president in 2016 -- an event which already seems more and more like a fait accompli. She has no meaningful opposition.

    ReplyDelete
  9. It is far too soon to make any predictions about 2016.

    But I'm pretty sure you won't be immigrating to any foreign country should Mrs. Clinton become our first female president.

    Stay Calm and Blog On.

    ReplyDelete
  10. Excuse me, I need to go remove my eyes with a spoon.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Just stick your finger down your throat, Finntann. It will do less damage, and still accomplish your goal very nicely.

    ReplyDelete
  12. God, I hope that creature never lets out a fart!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Stop it, Anonymous, you're spoiling my appetite for breakfast.

    Hedda Hayer

    ReplyDelete

IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, SO KINDLY GET OUT AND STAY OUT.

We welcome Conversation
But without Vituperation.
If your aim is Vilification ––
Other forms of Denigration ––
Unfounded Accusation --
Determined Obfuscation ––
Alienation with Self-Justification ––
We WILL use COMMENT ERADICATION.


IN ADDITION

Gratuitous Displays of Extraneous Knowledge Offered Not To Shed Light Or Enhance the Discussion, But For The Primary Purpose Of Giving An Impression Of Superiority are obnoxiously SELF-AGGRANDIZING, and therefore, Subject to Removal at the Discretion of the Censor-in-Residence.