Wednesday, June 27, 2012


An Urgent Message to All 

Who Wash Their Hair 

in the Shower



YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS 
It's so good to get a useful health warning for a change.
I don't know why I didn't figure this out sooner.
I use shampoo in the shower. When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body and, printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning:
 "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME"
No WONDER 
I’ve been gaining weight!
Well, I got rid of that shampoo right fast 
and now I am going to start showering 
from now on with

DAWN 

DISHWASHING DETERGENT
The label reads: 
DISSOLVES FAT 

OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE.
PROBLEM SOLVED!
If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower

with my new friend DAWN!



10 comments:

  1. This explains a lot.

    Thank you for providing this valuable public service.

    ;-)

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  2. Sometimes, we just gotta getta good laugh, AOW.

    If it weren't for humor, we'd all go crazy –– or should I say I cra-zi-ER?

    Cheerio!

    ~ FT

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  3. Well, Ms. Shaw we can't be serious all the time –– or at least I can't.

    Thanks for stopping by. I was hoping you'd take a look at William Blake and Enemetics, but couldn't resist gussying up this charmingly inconsequential email for a change of pace.

    Best regards,

    FreeThinke

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  4. You're first Rule 5 post! (sorta)

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  5. Definitely the way to start your day!

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  6. And make sure to wash the hair before showering to ensure you wash off whatever spill down from your hair.
    If Dawn is that good I may consider playing for the other team.

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  7. Hi, Lisa,

    Rinsing thoroughly was a must at our house when I was still in training to become a human being.

    As far as I know Dawn is completely non-partisan.

    Glad you came for a visit. Please try to make it a habit. You never what to expect here. Could be anything, but we aim to stay way from squabbling and feuding as much as possible. We can be serious without getting down and dirty, I'm sure.


    ~ FreeThinke

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  8. I shall reurn FT you are in my favorites now

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  9. Hey, Kurt!

    You would rather I'd had her face the other way, wouldn't you?

    Sorry! I prefer the more subtle approach.

    };-)>

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