Wednesday, November 12, 2014


________  AN OCTOHEX ________

Overbearing, brimming with conceit,
Caustic, condescending, filled with bile,
This self-styled judge’s mammoth self-deceit
Overlooks the flaws that prove him vile.
Tirelessly spoiling for a fight,
Underrating, scorning those unlike
Rotten Reds whom he adores on sight.
Despicable as the predatory shrike,
‘Tis but his claim to erudition that saves his
Sour soul from condign persecution. 
Smart Alecs of his ilk avoid close shaves, as
Others of his kind shirk retribution. 
Unpleasant to a fault he lives to vex 
Lavishly, –– so he has earned this hex. 

~ Anne Animus




Tuesday, November 11, 2014


God Bless our Veterans of Wars Both Foreign and Domestic!

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence 
on their behalf."

~ George Orwell (1903-1950)

Truer words we never written, and may God forever bless those men. I'd prefer to call them BRAVE and TOUGH rather than rough, but Orwell certainly had the right idea.


Apolitical Aphorisms
Meet President Wysiwyg. What you see is what you got.

If God had wanted us to vote, 
He would have given us candidates.
~Jay Leno~

The problem with political jokes is they
get elected.
~Henry Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves
and appoint the great ones to public office.
~Aesop~

If we got one-tenth of what was promised
to us in these State of the Union speeches, 
there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.
~Will Rogers~

Politicians are the same all over.  They
promise to build a bridge 

even where there is no river.
~Nikita Khrushchev~

When I was a boy I was told that anybody
could become President; 

I'm beginning to believe it.
~Clarence Darrow~

Why pay money to have your family tree
traced; go into politics and your opponents 
will do it for you.
~Author unknown~
And here's to you, Nancy, Harry, and Barry 

Politicians are people who, when they see
light at the end of the tunnel, go out 
and buy some more tunnel.
~John Quinton~

Politics is the gentle art of getting
votes from the poor and campaign funds 

from the rich,  by promising to protect 

each from the other.
~Oscar Ameringer~

I offer my opponents a bargain: 

if they will stop telling lies about us, 

I will stop telling the truth about them.
~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~

A politician is a fellow who will lay
down your life for his country.
~Tex Guinan~

I have come to the conclusion that
politics is too serious a matter 

to be left to the politicians.
~Charles de Gaulle~

Instead of giving a politician the keys
to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
~Doug Larson~

There ought to be one day -- just one --
when there is open season on politicians.
~Will Rogers~



Sunday, November 9, 2014



Churchill Still Stands Alone

Winston Churchill remains a one-man argument for the idea that history is a tale of singular individuals and shining deeds.

Sir Isaiah Berlin called the wartime statesman ‘the largest human being of our time.’

by BORIS JOHNSON

Nov. 7, 2014 10:47 a.m. ET

When I was growing up, there was no doubt about it: Winston Churchill was the greatest statesman Britain had ever produced.
My brother and I pored over Sir Martin Gilbert ’s biographical “Life in Pictures” enough to memorize the captions. I knew that Churchill had led my country to victory against one of history’s most disgusting tyrannies. I knew that he had a mastery of the art of speechmaking, and I knew, even then, that this art was dying out. I knew that he was funny, irreverent and (even by the standards of his time) politically incorrect.
At suppertime, we were told the apocryphal stories: the one where Churchill is on the lavatory, is informed that the Lord Privy Seal wants to see him and says that he is sealed in the privy. We knew the one where Labour member of Parliament Elizabeth Braddock allegedly tells him that he’s drunk, and he shoots back, with astonishing rudeness, that she’s ugly, while in the morning, he’d be sober.
I knew that he had been amazingly brave as a young man, that he had killed men with his own hand and that he had been fired at on four continents. I knew that he had been a bit of a runt at Harrow, his famous boarding school near London; that he was only about 5 feet 7 inches with a 31-inch chest; and that he had overcome his stammer and his depression and his appalling father to become the greatest living Englishman.
I gathered that there was something holy and magical about him because my grandparents kept the front page of the Daily Express from the day he died in 1965, at the age of 90. I was pleased to have been born a year before his death: The more I read about him, the more proud I was to have been alive when he was too.
Most Americans, when they think of Churchill at all, seem to retain that pride and reverence. So it seems all the more sad and strange that today—nearly 50 years after his death—he seems in some danger of being shoved aside in the memory of the nation he saved. British students who pay attention in class are under the impression that he was the guy who fought Hitler to rescue the Jews. But a June 2012 survey of about 1,000 British secondary school students aged 11 to 18 showed that while 92% of them could identify a picture of a dog named Churchill from a popular British insurance advertisement, “only 62% correctly identified a photo of Sir Winston Churchill.”
That fading memory is a particular shame, since Churchill is so obviously a character who should appeal to young people today. He was eccentric, over-the-top, even camp, with his own trademark clothes and genius.
Of course, a hundred books a year are published on him—and yet we cannot take his reputation for granted. The soldiers of World War II are gradually fading away. We are losing those who can remember the sound of his voice. But we should never forget the scale of his deeds.
These days, we dimly believe that World War II was won with Soviet blood and U.S. money; and though that it is in some ways true, it is also true that, without Churchill, Hitler would almost certainly have won, and Nazi gains in Europe might well have been irreversible.
We need to remember the ways in which this British prime minister helped to make the world in which we still live. Across the globe—from Europe to Russia to Africa to the Middle East—we see traces of his shaping mind.
In March 1921, as Britain’s colonial secretary, he summoned all the key Middle East players to the Semiramis Hotel in Cairo to discuss the running of the region after the Ottoman Empire’s defeat in World War I. T.E. Lawrence (more famously known as Lawrence of Arabia) thought the summit an outstanding success, and 11 years later, he wrote to Churchill that the arrangements it produced had already delivered a decade of peace.
That peace hasn’t lasted, of course. Nor has the empire Churchill loved. He would have been saddened but not entirely surprised by that. He believed that the future of the world lay in America’s hands, and he was right. In our own time, it has fallen to the Americans to try to hold the ring in Palestine, to reason with the Israelis, to try to cope with what Churchill called “the ungrateful volcano” of Iraq. As a British imperialist, trying to salvage an empire destined to fade, he was inevitably a failure. As an idealist, summoning humanity’s grander values and fending off its worst demons, he was lastingly a success.
Churchill is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. Time and again in his seven decades in public life, we can see the impact of his personality on the world and on events—far more of them than are now widely remembered.
He was crucial to the beginning of the welfare state in the early 1900s. He helped give British workers job centers and tea breaks and unemployment insurance. He was the dominant force behind the invention of the Royal Air Force and the tank, and he was absolutely critical to the conduct of World War I. He was indispensable to the foundation of Israel (among other countries), not to mention the campaign for a united Europe.
At several moments, he was the beaver who dammed the flow of events; and never did he affect the course of history more profoundly than in 1940, when he and his nation stood alone against Hitler. Without Churchill, Hitler would almost certainly have won, and Nazi gains in Europe might well have been irreversible. Churchill spoke to the depths of people’s souls when Britain was alone, when the country was fighting for survival, and he reached them and comforted them in a way no other speaker could have done. His language—stirring and old-fashioned—met the moment.
What were the elements that enabled him to fill that gigantic role? In what smithies did they forge that razor mind and iron will? “What the hammer? what the chain? / In what furnace was his brain?” as William Blake almost put it.
To try to answer that vast question, I had a long lunch in June 2014 at the Savoy Grill with his grandson, Sir Nicholas Soames, the Tory MP for Mid Sussex. As the waiter produced the bill—fairly Churchillian in scale—I noted that his grandfather was the man who changed history by putting oil instead of coal into the superdreadnoughts, the great battleships of World War II. So what sort of fuel did Churchill run on? What made him go?
Sir Nicholas brooded, then surprised me by saying that his grandfather had been an ordinary sort of chap. He did what other Englishmen like doing: mucking about at home, enjoying his painting and other hobbies. “You know, in many ways, he was quite a normal sort of family man,” he said.
But no normal family man produces more published words than Shakespeare and Dickens combined, wins the Nobel Prize for literature, serves in every great office of state including prime minister (twice), is indispensable to victory in two world wars and then posthumously sells his paintings for a million dollars.
What was the ultimate source of all this psychic energy? Was it psychological or physiological? Was he genetically or hormonally endowed with some superior process of internal combustion, or did it arise out of childhood psychological conditioning or some mixture of the two?
I remember, when I was about 15, reading an essay by the psychiatrist Anthony Storr arguing that Churchill’s most important victory was over himself. He meant that Churchill was always conscious of being small, weedy and cowardly at school. So by an act of will, he decided to defeat his cowardice and his stammer—to be the 80-pound weakling who uses dumbbells to acquire the body of Charles Atlas. Having vanquished his own cowardice, goes the argument, it was easy to vanquish everything else.
I always thought this analysis vulnerable to charges of circularity. Why did he decide to master his fear? Was he really a coward? Would a cowardly schoolboy, as Churchill did, kick an awful headmaster’s straw hat to pieces after the headmaster had given him a thrashing for taking some sugar?
So what else do we have in the mix of Churchill’s psychology? There was the father, no doubt about it: the pain of Randolph Churchill ’s rejections and criticism, the terror of not living up to him, the need after his death both to avenge and excel him. Then there is the mother, who was obviously crucial given the way she pushed and helped Churchill—his glory being at least partly her glory, after all.
There was also the general historical context in which Churchill emerged. He was born not just when Britain was at her peak but also into a generation that understood that it would require superhuman efforts to sustain her empire. The sheer strain of that exertion helped make the Victorians somehow bigger than we are now, constructed on a grander scale.
And then there was the natural egotism, shared to a greater or lesser extent by every human being, and the desire for prestige and esteem. I have always thought Churchill had a secret syllogism in his head: Britain is the greatest empire on Earth; Churchill is the greatest man in the British Empire; therefore Churchill is the greatest man on Earth.
But this is in a way unfair. Churchill did possess a titanic ego, but one tempered by humor, irony, deep humanity and sympathy for other people, and a commitment to public service and a belief in the democratic right of people to kick him out—as they did in 1945.
That is what I mean by his greatness of heart. Just before we left the Savoy, Sir Nicholas told me a last story—perhaps apocryphal—about his grandfather’s sentimentality and generosity.
One evening during the war, a cleaner at the Ministry of Defence was heading for her bus to go home and spotted something in the gutter: a file covered with pink ribbon and notices saying “Top Secret.” She picked it out of the puddle, tucked it under her raincoat and took it home. She showed it to her son, and he immediately realized it was terribly important.
Without opening it, he hurried back to the Ministry of Defence. By the time he got there, it was late, and most everyone had gone home—and this young fellow was treated pretty insolently by the people at the door. They kept telling him just to leave the file there, and someone would deal with it in the morning. He said no and refused to go until he had seen someone of flag-officer rank.
Finally someone senior came down and took the file—which turned out to contain the battle orders for Anzio, in which the Allies planned to try to establish a beachhead on Italy’s west coast.
The war cabinet was called the following day to work out how serious the security breach was and whether the Anzio landings could proceed. They looked at the file carefully and decided that it had only been in the water for a few seconds and that the cleaning lady’s story was true—and so on balance, they decided to go ahead with the invasion of Italy.
Churchill turned to Gen. Hastings Lionel “Pug” Ismay, the chief of the Imperial General Staff, and asked, “Pug, how did this happen?” Ismay told him about the woman and her son, and as he did, Churchill started to cry.
“She shall be a Dame Commander of the British Empire!” he said. “Make it so!”
That story, alas, has withstood all my efforts to verify it at the Churchill Archive or elsewhere. But it illustrates a fundamental truth. Winston Churchill had a greatness to his soul.
It is easy to see why so many historians and historiographers have taken the Tolstoyan line, that the story of humanity isn’t the story of great people and shining deeds. It has been fashionable to say that those so-called great men and women are just epiphenomena, meretricious bubbles on the vast tides of social history. The real story, on this view, is about deep economic forces, technological advances, changes in the price of sorghum, the overwhelming weight of an infinite number of mundane human actions.
The story of Winston Churchill is a pretty withering retort to all that malarkey. He, and he alone, made the difference. There has been no one remotely like him before or since.
[NOTE: Boris Johnson is the mayor of London. This essay is adapted from his most recent book, “The Churchill Factor: How One Man Made History,” to be published Thursday by Riverhead.]

Saturday, November 8, 2014



The Ass’s Lament

Alas! Alack! For good or ill
The world is no tea party.
When issues press, voices get shrill
And indignation hearty.

This may distress the sensitive
And rouse self-righteous ire
But Life's duress oft tends to give
Each ass a kiss of fire.

~ FreeThinke



Friday, November 7, 2014



INTERNECINE WARFARE 
HAS BEGUN among the RANKS 
of the VICTORS

One of the regulars from Repulsive Excretions accused Republicans of "destroying" Obama at Who's Your Daddy? a day or two ago.
THIS RESPONSE SEEMED WORTH FEATURING
If this president has been destroyed, –– a big if considering the powerful array of largely unknown, unseen nefarious internationalist forces who effectively put him in office –– he destroyed himself simply by being who he is –– an avowed crypto-Marxist born and bred, determined to bring about a fundamental change in the nature and character of our nation, its culture, and its prescribed method of governance by boldly assuming the role of a quasi-monarchical dictator.
OBAMA HAS SAID IN EFFECT:
1. "I will mentally thumb my nose at the Constitution."
2. "I will ignore and circumvent congress, and thwart them with my phone and my pen whenever congress fails to accommodate my wishes and accede to my demands. And Harry Reid shall protect my agenda by refusing to permit a vote on any legislation passed by the House that might get approved by the Senate if said legislation appears contrary to my express wishes and demands. The beauty of this simple measure lies in the ease with which we will be able to blame "those willful, woefully ignorant Tea Party Republicans" for stymying the business of government by producing permanent GRIDLOCK just to make ME, America's First Black President, look bad."
3. "I am determined to ignore and show profound disrespect to The Will of the People, because I know far better than they what is good for them, and what they truly need."
4. "I will break any law, ignore every known code of ethics, indulge constantly in shameless self-serving mendacity, while ordering the nation to bow to my will on every issue. Because I am considered an African-American, no one will DARE speak out against me for fear of being called a RACIST."
5. "I will do whatever I like, and NO ONE can STOP ME, because I and my family belong to a PROTECTED SPECIES. I have learned invaluable lessons in the arts of Self-Protection, Self-Promotion and methods of gaining ascendancy from Jewish Intellectuals, as well as Jewish News and Entertainment moguls who have acted both consciously -- and unwittingly -- as my mentors and the guiding genius behind my success."
As we've been told for countless centuries:
"PRIDE (hubris) GOETH BEFORE A FALL."
There's no joy in Casablanca.
Mighty Barry has struck out.
We feel no urge to start dancing in the streets, however, because the awesome task of clearing away the rubble and rebuilding all this bastard president and his cohorts have damaged and destroyed lies before us –– a humbling, frankly terrifying prospect. We will need every patriot’s most earnest prayers, and the approval of Almighty God, who has this day handed us this great victory and awesome responsibility to make good use of the advantages we now have.
Let us pray for WISDOM –– and for the COURAGE to DO what we know to be RIGHT regardless of what it might cost us personally or politically.
We must gird up our loins and earnestly pray that we are up to the Herculean task that lies before us.

The Wave Election of 2010 sent a clear message from the electorate to REPEAL OBAMACARE

The Wave Election of 2014 gave congress a MANDATE to REPEAL OBAMACARE, and UNDO as much of the damage this Marxian Mountebank with Muslim sympathies has done as they possibly can. The election did not occur to charm, please, compromise or try to make peace with the Democrats 

We are engaged in a CIVIL WAR, and WE, the Conservative-Liberatarians, MUST WIN IT at ALL COSTS.

He's fighting us, so he must be fought –– mercilessly

Thursday, November 6, 2014




and a 
HAR-DEE-HAR-HA
and 23-SKIDOODOO! 
to YOUHOO
Mr. Presidunce.





Wednesday, November 5, 2014



I live with Him—I see His face—
I go no more away
For Visitor—or Sundown—
Death's single privacy

The Only One—forestalling Mine—
And that—by Right that He
Presents a Claim invisible—
No wedlock—granted Me—

I live with Him—I hear His Voice—
I stand alive—Today—
As witness to the Certainty
Of Immortality—

Taught Me—by Time—the lower Way—
Conviction—Every day—
That Life like This—is endless—
Be Judgment—what it may— 

~ Emliy Dickinson (1830-1886)

Hallelujah!


Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Music for 
Election Day, 2014


When you go to vote today, 
ask yourself this question: "Am I more likely to be broke, infected, or beheaded than I was six years ago?" 


Artwork by Felicia Cano


Monday, November 3, 2014


And THAT, dear friends, 
is EXACTLY the way it is 
for those too ignorant and 
ill-informed to realize how badly 
they –– and the rest of us –– 
are being had in a country
run by asses.



In Memory of a Beloved Mentor 
and Cherished Friend
(5/29/12  ~11/3/84)

Has life defeated you? I rather hope
Defeatist rhetoric will die aborning,
Though seen by many merely as a warning,
Each bitter word will serve to weave a rope

By which we’ll hang ourselves when the despair
We manufacture with denunciation
Of all the grievous faults that plague the nation
Convinces us our world’s beyond repair.

What good could we expect to come from that?
Affirmation is the only answer
To the questions posed by social cancer.
Get up and dance; don’t bellow through your hat.

Although The Axe inevitably must fall,
Cringing will produce no good at all.

~ FreeThinke







Sunday, November 2, 2014

We at FreeThinke's Blog want to take a moment to REJOICE in the long-overdue RELEASE and RETURN of Sgt. ANDREW TAHMOORESSI.



We can thank God, Greta Van Susteren, Andrew's mother Jill, Montel Williams, and certain members of congress who recently held hearings on Andrew's behalf, for the return of our long neglected, much abused American Hero. What in God's Name did the MEXICAN GOVERNMENT think it had to GAIN by perpetrating this atrocity?

Now please return to The Duckster and the Octopus for a more provocative, humorously entertaining blog experience.


The Duckster 
and the 
Octopus

The sun was shining on the sea,
With all his fearful might:
He did his very best to shed
His light on every fight ––
But this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was in eclipse,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
Intrusive as a gun.
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To spoil the Black Knight’s fun!"

The sea waves stirred expectantly,
The sands were damply dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
Clouds blotted out the sky:
The birds were circling silently  ––
In hopes prey might draw nigh.

The Duckster and the Octopus
Were walking hand in hand;
They sneered with great contempt to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If only this were cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

"If proletarians with brooms
Worked at it for a year.
Do you suppose,"
the Duckster sniped,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it,"
sneered the Octopus,
Oozing an unctuous tear.

"O, Blogsters, come and walk with us!"
The Duckster did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the stony beach:
Too bad the Shore Whore can’t be here
To give a hand to each!"



The eldest Blogster looked at him,
But nary a word he said:
The eldest Blogster blinked his eye,
And shook his hoary head ––
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave his website bed.

But slavering naifs hurried up
One a Registered Nurse
His yellow uniform unstarched
Made his bald head look worse.
He wasn’t wanted there
Because he’d nothing in his purse,
But nothing could deter him ––
Nary insult, slight, or curse. 

Four Useful Idiots followed,
And many a bride and groom;
And thick and fast they came at last,
Like some weird Sea Simoom ––
Tripping, stumbling through the waves,
Lurching towards their Doom.

The Duckster and the Octopus
Walked on a mile or so,
Then smugly rested on a rock
Conveniently placed low:
And all the little Blogsters came
And lined up in a row.

"The time has come," the Duckster said,
"To talk of LEVELINGS:
Of Kapital –– and Women’s Rights ––
Class Warfare –– Deposed Kings ––
And Evil Global Warming ––
And Clipping Wisdom’s Wings."

"But wait a bit," the Blogsters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
Because our heads are fat!"
"No hurry!"
spat the Octopus.
They thanked him much for that.

"A loaf of bread," the Duckster leered,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Catsup and horseradish too
Are very good indeed ––
Now if you're ready, Blogsters dear,
WE can begin to feed."

"But not on US!" the Blogsters cried,
Suddenly turning blue.
"After such devotion, that would be
A dreadful thing to do!"
"The night is fine,"
the Duckster smirked.
"Don’t you admire the view?

"It was so kind of you to come!
And you look so very nice!"
The Octopus, quite rudely spat
"Cut us another slice.
I wish you, Duckster, weren’t so deaf ––
I've had to ask you TWICE!"

"It seems a shame," the Duckster sneered,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've lured them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"

The Octopus said nothing, but
"The butter's spread too thick!"



"I weep for you," the Duckster cawed:
"I deeply sympathize."
With snot-laced tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his opened pocket-knife
Before his streaming eyes.

"O, Blogsters," quipped the Octopus,
"You’ve had a jolly a run!
Shall we be trotting home again?”

But answer came there none ––
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one!


  

~ FT (with a wee bit of help from Charles Dodgson)