Tuesday, December 27, 2016
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TRY TO SING YOUR WAY THROUGH THE FOLLOWING. I DARE YA.
ReplyDeleteGO ON, IT's GREAT FUN!
____ The Twelve ISLAMIC Days of Christmas ____
On the FIRST Day of Christmas, the Imam sent to me
A head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the SECOND Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Two scimitars
And a Head mounted on a Thorn Tree!
On the THIRD Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the FOURTH Day of Christmas the imam sent to me
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the FIFTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the SIXTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the SEVENTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the EIGHTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the NINTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Nine women’s corpses
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the TENTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Ten drowned in cages
Nine women’s corpses
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the ELEVENTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Eleven dead cartoonists
Ten drowned in cages
Nine women’scorpses
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And a head mounted on a thorn tree!
On the TWELFTH Day of Christmas the Imam sent to me
Twelve bombs a bursting
Eleven dead cartoonists
Ten drowned in cages
Nine women’s corpses
Eight rifles firing
Seven Christians fleeing
Six severed hands
Five IED’s
Four Whining Dhimmis
Three bearded thugs
Two scimitars
And CHRIST’S HEAD mounted on a thorn tree!
~ A FreeThinke - Anne Animus Original
Oh, yeah, I can sing that!
DeleteAnd I sang the one presented in the graphic, too. How did you find that one?
DeleteHow did I find the cartoon? I spend a good hour each day scanning many sites, and googling all sorts of specific images. When something leaps out at me as "appropriate," I grab it, and Bob's your uncle!
DeleteDo you think it would be a good idea if Blogger, Disqus and the other blogging facilities made it possible to record our VOICES and post what we say –– or read –– as easily as we post the written word? It COULD be fun, but it also expands the potential for the CHRONIC ABUSE of which we see far too much. (I, for instance, have to jettison more than half the remarks that come in, because I REFUSE to ALLOW THIS PLACE to be used as a PUBLIC TOILET.)
DeleteBut to add the warmth and expressive quality of the human voice to poems and literary excerpts could be a wonderful addition to blogging.
Rings a little too true...I'm talking about the second one. The first one...me likes! LOL!
ReplyDeletetmw
Satire for me is a powerful weapon in cutting our enemies down to size by making fun of them, TMW. It's been around probably as long as mankind has been literate, and possibly before.
DeleteMost of the works of Gilbert & Sullivan elegantly satirized the British Establishment of their time, though few of us recognize the objects of their lampooning today. It may have cut a little too close to the bone every so often, because Queen Victoria, herself, famously stated, "We are not amused" –– in public after seeing one of their presentations.
We love G&S still, because their work is tuneful, energetic, fun to see, sometimes wistfully beautiful, an d always full of colorful spectacle and merriment.
I was talking about the graphic and the "lyrics"...as for the BYU singers...ROTFLOL! Very well done!
ReplyDeletetmw
LOL!
ReplyDeleteI have to write a twelve days of Trumpsmas when I'm up to it!
JMJ
It's kinda been done already in the cartoon, Jersey, don't you think?
DeleteBUT you're welcome to try, if you think you're up to the job. The SCANSION in the cartoon is poor, though the idea is cte.
I'm a stickler for good scansion. Jerky, bumpy, irregular rhythm makes for poor verse. Merely rhyming the end of each line is nowhere near good enough.
~ The Merry Mansion of Meritorlous Scansion, FT, proprietor
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Do you think it would be a good idea if Blogger, Disqus and the other blogging facilities made it possible to record our VOICES and post what we say –– or read
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