A SCENE WE MIGHT ENJOY, but
ARE UNLIKELY EVER to SEE,
quel dommage!
Tuesday, October 18, 2016
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We would actually witness this scene IF the Big Three Media would cover what's coming out via WikiLeaks.
ReplyDeleteThe Big Three loved WikiLeaks when the leaked info was harmful to the GWB administration. But now the Left is trying to boycott WikiLeaks.
Orwell's Ministry of Truth and the arms thereof.
Miss Scarlett's Mammy said
DeleteYassum, yo sho dun got dat rite. Yo sho do, indeed!
Mmm! Mmm !Mmm!
};^)>
DeleteThe Shameful, disgusting people and totally UnAmerican wackos will never get the stink of Trump off of themselves and, personally, I could never again respect their opinions..
ReplyDeleteThe imbeciles at the stench trench, and at the self-righteous FT blog, are Shameful and driven by pure hatred. As I stated before, I have no respect for people who hang by those disgusting, Righteous blogs who claim to be "family values" Christians while supporting Trump -- who's everything family values Christians reject. This election has stripped the facade from the hypocrites.
Now what was your purpose in copying and pasting that here? I, personally, strive to AVOID such things, because I can see no useful purpose in dwelling on the ignorant assumptions of uninformed or misinformed, bigotd who seem motivated entirely by negative emotions.
DeleteIt doesn't hurt to know what the opposition is thinking.
DeleteIf you need to be TOLD by NOW, Ms. P, there's little hope for the country.
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ReplyDeleteWe don't allow BOILERPLATE here –– especially when it is focused primarily on defaming other bloggers n matter gif odious they might be. We do not want this to become a HATE SITE.
DeletePlease review our Rules and Guidelines carefully be fore attempting to post again.
Trump wants to destroy and eliminate ISIS that's all. Hillary wants to destroy our economy.
ReplyDeleteYUP! That's about it in a nutshell.
DeleteLIFE UNDER HILLARY CLINTON AND POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND CORRUPTION COST BILLY BUSH HIS JOB ...
ReplyDeleteWhat has America become when you can lose your job for what you said in a private conversation eleven years ago?
Although I am FAR from a Hillary Clinton Fan, or a Billy Bush supporter.
This is the life we can expect under a Hillary Clinton regime and the best reason to vote for Donald Trump …
I don't give a damn for Billy Bush, an utterly trivial personality, if ever thee was one, but I DO recognize the violation of a vital fundamental principle that has tragic implications in your statement.
DeleteIt's amazing that the polls show that Hillary is leading by s larg margin. But as we see, Hillary has no crowds st her ralllies, and no signs on the lawns that I pass, no bumpey stickers. And her stupid looking inept running mate may be one dizzy spell away from the Oval Office, and she has an opponent generating historic levels of enthusiasm. Despite what her media supporters would have us believe, it just doesn't add up, but I guess the polls should know
ReplyDeleteIt des seem very strange, doesn't it? Trump keeps getting record crowds wherever he appears, and been ALL OVER the PLACE, but all the enemedia does is report that his "unfavorability ratings" are consistently higher than HRC's and HER unfavorables are very high. We get nothing positive about Mr.Trump from the enemedia –– just an end;ess barrage of discouraging, disparaging news. The GOP bigwigs are just as bad. The BUSH family has finally been unmasked as the anti-American INTERNATIONALIST bastards they really are. I've suspected it for years, but now we KNOW, and ain't it the pits?
DeleteThese trumpets have the cajones to call the Clintons crooks? Seriously? The Clintons are pikers compared with the seditious thugs that run the GOP.
ReplyDeleteCan you provide examples of how the GOP has raked in hundreds of millions globally by peddling influence to the world's dictators, rapists, banksters and global corporate vampires?
DeleteThank you in advance for your answer.
You must either be deaf, dumb and blind –– or bone STUPID –– to make a statement like that. Did ever bother to look at the EVIDENCE against your idols? It's MAMMOTH.
DeleteIt's impossible take you seriously.
Get the FUCK OUT of HERE.
Hillary Clinton, the self-professed 'champion' of women, has condemned Donald Trump for the attacks and accusations against him of sexual mis-conduct. Having had to go back 11 years to find evidence of 'locker room talk' in which Trump was engaged, she says there is no place for that in today's society. (Perhaps that is why she could not find any today and had to go back 11 years t find any.) She says Trump is shameful, has and does prey on women, and simply does not treat them fairly and with respect.
ReplyDeleteREALLY?! If such accusations and talk were coming from, lets say Ms. Carter, there might be reason to listen. The fact that Hillary Clinton is saying these things should elicit nothing but shameful shaking of the head and quickly turned TV stations.
Let's forget for a second that Hillary, despite declaring she is a 'champion of women':
- Hillary paid / pays the females working at the Clinton Foundation 38% less than she pays the men
--- http://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2016/04/14/of-course-clinton-foundation-pays-female-executives-38-percent-less-than-male-counterparts-n2148105
- Hillary has accepted MILLIONS from foreign nations that oppress, physically mutilate, and murder women AND says she will not stop accepting money from them until she becomes President http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2015/03/09/hillary_clinton_s_latest_problem_the_clinton_foundation_took_money_from.html
THE TRUTH COMES OUT!
ReplyDeleteA former Clinton operative just broke his silence and dropped a BOMBSHELL on this Presidential race.
The longtime Clinton henchman told The ENQUIRER that Hillary Clinton is a sex freak who paid fixers to set up sex romps in hotel rooms with both men AND women!
My Question:
ReplyDeleteIf she TRULY supports the gay community, why is she ashamed of her own sexual identity. Why is she still married to an alleged rapist?
"She" doesn't "truly" support ANYTHING or ANYONE other than her feverish quest for more and more POWER and MONEY. "She" is nothing more than a POWER WHORE as well as a CUNT and a FUCKING BITCH in WHEELS.
DeleteFT is a perfect example of the fact that everything negative that the republicans say about the democrats is actually true about the
ReplyDeleteRepublivsnsy! Look in the mirror! This fathead acts like he lives in a cave!
Oh, Jerry dahlingk, your scorn is like music to my ears. If a snotty communist bastard like you ever expressed any approval or fondness for me, I'd have to acknowledge that I'ddone something terribly terribly wrong.
DeleteYour hideous candidate is a BITCH, a CUNT, a LIAR, a GRIFTER, and a consummate double-dealing HYPOCRITE. She is also INCOMPETENT to do anything but line her pockets with BRIBES and every form of GRAFT imaginable. She is a disgusting virago with a husband who FUCKS girls young enough to be his DAUGHTER in the MOUTH with HER full known
edge and complicity. How depraved could you get? She is morally unfit to serve the public in ANY capacity whatsoever. This traitorous BITCH is not fit to collect my GARBAGE.
Now GET the FUCK OUT of MY space, and don't EVER come back, you loathsome piece of SHIT.
Oh nd be sure to copy these remarks, are them back to your Mistress, and make sure they are plastered ALL OVER the NET with MY NAME ATTACHED. I am very PROUD to tell the TRUTH.
Amen
DeleteIt is Wednesday morning, does Mr. FREE think it is too early to declare Comrade Drumpf has won Wednesday's debate? Or should you wait and see?
ReplyDelete_________________~
And btw, Ema Nymton is asking has Comrade Drumpf snorted cocaine. Comrade
Drumpf's snifflings throughout the debates because Comrade has "cold"
(wink wink). Ema Nymton is just say'n its out there.
Trust, but verify. Where are Comrade Drumpf's tax records?
Comrade Drumpf: Making Amerika Grope Again.
.... Thanks Obama ...
Ema Nymton
~@:o?
Ema, dear, you are a ceaseless, unstinting source of amusement. Do feel free to come back anytime. We love to hear from you.
DeleteEmma Dear, Bill Clinton is inviting you over for cigars.
DeleteWith darling Ema I'm sure he's planning to use the LIGHTED END where it will be met effective. That should give new meaning to the term HOT SEX, don't you think? };^)>
DeleteOh! FreeThinke! You are as incorrigible as you are witty!
DeleteT-shirts like that guy is wearing don't help Trump's cause.
ReplyDeletePerhaps not, but they sure help Trump's FANS –– especially ME. At least I got a good giggle out of it, which is more than I can say for the turgid, stilted, formulaic, BORING humorless bullshit most most fling around each and every day
DeleteBeing "nice, being "polite," being "diplomatic," being "decorous," being "refined" is passé. Get hip. We live in an age of unrestrained barbarity, extreme vulgarity, dishonesty, and callousness.
Leftists have been trying ––with far too much success –– to force us to change terminology to suit THEIR agenda, to abandon perfectly good words, because the LEFT has decided they should be taboo.
Well, FUCK that SHIT. You can go on having polite conversations arguing statistical fine points about technicalities with morONS and demONS forever, but it doesn't GET US ANYWHERE, and it NEVER will.
Hillary Clinton is nothing more or less than a common CUNT, a FUCKIN' BITCH, a POWER WHORE, a LIAR and a TRAITOR. I HATE her FUCKIN' GUTS. She and all who support her deserve nothing but an AXE in the NECK, a KNEE in the GROIN, a KICK in the SHINS, and then to be THROWN to the GROUND and have their God-damned FACES STOMPED to JELLY.
She is about to DESTROY everything MY ANCESTORS and I worked, sacrificed and risked their LIVES to achieve, and I am NOT going to pretend it could EVER be all right.
No one knows better than I how to use elegant syntax, decorous language, colorful vocabulary, wit, humor and an ultra-refined style in earnest attempts to look beneath the surface, connect the dots, and draw logical conclusions. I've submitted thousands of offering in that vein over the past sixteen years in this God-damned milieu, and LOOK WHAT IT's GOTTEN ME –– BUPKIS.
Everything good, fair, interesting and ennobling is either completely IGNORED, willfully MISUNDERSTOOD, or MOCKED and DERIDED.
The blogosphere doesn't DESERVE anything better than endless fusillades of four-letter words. We are living in a Four-Letter CULTURE. Our society has turned to SHIT.
The very preoccupation with pretending to be appalled, offended, outraged, etc. when someone says PUSSY or CUNT while practically no one is offended by the DIRTY DEEDS, the FILTH, the CRUELTY, the DISHONESTY, the LYING, CHEATING STEALING, SELLING OUR COUNTRY UT FROM UNDER US to BARBARIANS.
The REAL indecency is not in the TERMS we use, but in the ACTIONS we take –– or FAIL to take.
Hillary Clinton is a CUNT –– and a rotten, dirty, PUTRID CUNT at that. And people are so screwed up they want to believe that SAYING that OUT LOUD is worse than BEING what she IS?
GEDOUDDAHERE!!!
Politics is about addition, not subtraction. Turning people off with vulgarity and gross insults is stupid.
DeleteThe GOP and movement conservatism is the shriveled little turd it is today because they were all too busy diddling each other, pulling their own puds, and insulting anyone outside their narrow little circle... all for their own amusement. We'll they can now hold their little fart-lighting clown circuses in a phone booth...
Until the GOOPers and the movement conservatives come up with real policies that help real people, they will continue down the path of irrelevancy--giggling and pulling each others' fingers--until they finally wander into the tar pits...
I'm am proud to say I jumped off that rickety bandwagon long ago.
I can only repeat:
DeleteThe very preoccupation with pretending to be appalled, offended, outraged, etc. when someone says PUSSY or CUNT while practically no one is offended by the DIRTY DEEDS, the FILTH, the CRUELTY, the DISHONESTY, the LYING, CHEATING, STEALING, SELLING OUR COUNTRY OUT FROM UNDER US to BARBARIANS.
The REAL indecency is not in the TERMS we use, but in the ACTIONS we take –– or FAIL to take.
Hillary Clinton IS a CUNT –– and a rotten, dirty, PUTRID CUNT at that. And people are so screwed up they want to believe that my SAYING that OUT LOUD is worse than BEING what she IS.
It's a great point, and one well worth making.
Besides, I think it's long past time we stopped taking all this so damned seriously, and let off steam with some good, old-fashioned LOCKER ROOM TALK.
};^)>
Talk is cheap. It is ACTIONS that should concern us.
...if it feels good do it... Con style...
DeleteRachel Maddow says : as she quotes Hillary Clinton, “Does Trump know what Russia is doing in Syria”?
ReplyDelete“Donald Trump believes that Russia is our great ally against ISIS in Syria, but what Russia is doing in Syria is setting up missiles that only shoot down planes. Which ISIS does not have. ...but the United States does!, and that Terrorism is the most important issue facing our country”
BUT HILLARY BELIEVES THAT BLACK LIVES MATTER, AND GLOBAL WARMING IS THE BIGGEST AND MOST IMPORTING ISSUE FACING OUT COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.
It's amazing that the polls show that Hillary is leading by s large margin. But as we see, Hillary has no crowds st her rallies, and no signs on the lawns that I pass, no bumper stickers. And her stupid looking inept running mate may be one dizzy spell away from the Oval Office, and she has an opponent generating historic levels of enthusiasm. Despite what her media supporters would have us believe, it just doesn't add up, but I guess the polls should know. Or Do They??
ReplyDeleteAnd I concur, 100 percent...
DeleteFT, that's why he calls his own blog "Critter's Crap"!!
ReplyDeleteI would't go near him –– or any of that den of vipers with a ten-foot pole.
DeleteAmerica just got lucky folks, the Hillary’s Benghazi emails have been recovered!
ReplyDeleteHOPEFULLY Hillary is going to quit the race after this!
And HOPEFULLY she will go to jail!
It looks like Crooked Hillary is set to get knocked out of the race. She has been hanging on by a thread for a few weeks now and the newly discovered Benghazi emails could be the final straw.
The ex-Crooked secretary of state has not backed away from her lies that she gave all of her work related emails to the relevant authorities.
'Fraid not. Hillahag has EVERYBODY including most of the GOP working FOR her, while Mr. Trump has EVERYBODY –– and I mean EVERYBODY –– working against him. It's a DISGUSTING situation. Worse even than that, it's FRIGHTENING.
DeleteHe's at it again - "Trumpland" a surprise film from Michael Moore premieres in NY & LA, tonight and is supposed to be available on iTunes Wednesday 11/19.
ReplyDeleteYes, the liberals now officially have hit the bottom of the barrel. This is even worse that the pile of shit the DNC Bus left on the side of the road last night.
Michael Moore! That fat bastard can't even wipe his own ass. What a maroon, as Bugs would say. ;-)
DeleteA morbidly obese douche drops a dookie...
DeleteIt should be available on Loony Tunes!
Accompanied by MERRIE MELODIES with fully symphony orchestra. ;-)
DeleteHillary Clinton is a old CROOKED lying Hag that can’t find her way to the bathroom without a helping hand from her aide Huma. Sadly, there are quite a few MORONS that believe she would be a great POTUS simply because she IS a Dimorat and would lead this country completely int to socialism, and that's the ultimate goal of these "Progressives".
ReplyDeleteThat leaves us with ONE choice to "Make this Country Great Again" *The Donald*
Question for the Trumpistas: Would Trump be screaming about a "rigged" election if he were ahead in the polls? Because with only a 40% ceiling for his support, if he were ahead in the polls, that would smell like a definite "rig." But Trump and his Deplorables would find that perfectly rational.
ReplyDeleteWe don't respect his supporters because they are delusional and impervious to facts.
imbecile!
DeleteHow was that Bus supposed to know that the shit they dumped was contaminated, when
ReplyDeletethe shit wasn't marked with the letter "C" when it came out of Hillary's body. So how would she have known it was contaminated?
As if this Clinton campaign couldn’t get more smelly…the Clinton bus was caught illegally dumping human waste on a Georgia road. Pretty gross! In true Clinton fashion, the rules are only for the “little people” …
DeleteA Clinton campaign “Forward Together” bus has been caught dumping foul-smelling human waste into the street and down a storm drain in Lawrenceville, Georgia, according to several reports.
Clintonistas and Democrats have been dumping shit on Americans for decades. We finally caught them.
DeleteTalk about cajones, I've read more than one article covering the GOPERS and how they absolutely do not acknowledge as legtimate any Democrat who wins the White House. Think about this: Bill Clinton was hounded by the Gingrich gang and the Bushers who vilified him for engaging in extra-marital affairs that Gingrich and 2 other Republican Speakers of the House were as well. The Goopers planned to obstruct President Obama the night of his inauguration, even though Mr. Obama won a convincing victory, TWICE. And now we hear the Goopers already illegitimizing a possible Hillary presidency. No Supreme Court approvals and more obstruction.
ReplyDeleteAnd they have the cajones to call the Clintons crooks? Seriously? The Clintons are pikers compared with the seditious thugs that run the GOP.
The word is COJONES, you pretentious, semi-literate buffoon.
DeleteFYI: We feel it our PATRIOTIC DUTY to obstruct and do everything possible to DEFEAT and DISEMPOWER Democrats, because DEMOCRATS are MARXISTS and INTERNATIONALISTS, and WE don't want to live in a COMMUNIST country.
It's as simple as that. It has nothing to do with "race" or "religion," it has only to do with a love for LIBERTY and our rightful heritage, which you filthy bastards work night and day to take away from us.
The problem with "US" is that we don't fight you and resist you anywhere near ENOUGH.
You got that right, pardner.
DeleteThat 'creepy ' stalking tactic worked like a charm during the last debate. He looked totally UN-presidential creeping up and lurking behind Hillary like an orange-tinted Jason from the Friday the 13th franchise. I hope we see more of that kind of masterful showmanship tonight! And this is the Creep you people shan't as your President?
ReplyDeleteGod help us.
Another exquisite example of Warped Leftist Thinking. Dismal twisted, fundamentally dishonest bastards all of them.
DeleteEvidently was sent by, or is, Shaw
DeleteI don't care about that, Joan. You know I don't like to name names, unless we're talking abut public figures. All our online ID's a fake anyway, so all that is not worth fussing about.
DeleteYou are right, I do. And I know SHAW'S "MO". and this is exactly her style.
DeleteSneaky as a %*^%^*
Even though she, apparently, has given me up for lost, I still think of myself as friend to Miss Shaw. I know her on a personal level, and recognize her many fine qualities, even if I detest her political views.
DeleteCall me a sap, if you like, but I don't want to see my friends verbally abused, even if I intensely dislike their thinking on politics.
I hope you will respect my wishes when posting here in the future, Joan.
“Is Hillary off the campaign trail because her physicians have put her on a drug holiday?” Noel asks, noting she also stopped campaigning for a prolonged period before the second debate.
ReplyDelete“A ‘drug holiday’ is often prescribed for Parkinson’s disease patients,” Noel explained to WND. “The problem is that Parkinson’s patients need increased doses of their medication as the disease progresses.”
A drug holiday, he said, would “allow her physicians to get her drug-free for a while, so she can be on lower doses when the drugs are restarted.”
“She needs to be able to come on stage appearing to walk and smile normally,” Noel said.[…]
I hate to disillusion you, but HRC looked absolutely STUNNING last night, and has never appeared more energetic or articulate in spewing her hateful ideas.
DeleteI believe to maintain our identity as decent people, we MUST give the Devil her due. ;-)
In a email, Tanden complains to Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta after Hillary told an audience in Ohio, “You know, I get accused of being kind of moderate and center, I plead guilty.”
ReplyDelete(This came just a few days after she branded herself as a “progressive” and denied she was a moderate
“I pushed her on this on Sunday night. She claims she didn’t remember saying it. Not sure I believe her,” responded Podesta.
“I mean it makes my life more difficult after telling every reporter I know she’s actually progressive but that is really the smallest of issues. It worries me more that she doesn’t seem to know what planet we are all living in at the moment,” responded Tanden
THIS IS HILLARY CLINTON’S CLOSEST STAFFERS SAYING THEY DON’T THINK HILLARY CLINTON KNOWS WHAT PLANET SHE IS ON!
Add That to these other medical episodes she has had publicly this year, and I don’t see how you can say she is fit for office!
She can’t walk up stairs without help:
Disgusting.
ReplyDeleteWHAT do you find "disgusting?" Please try to be more specific.
DeleteThose lunatic trumpsters are scary fools!
ReplyDeleteAnd you see nothing the least bit "scary" about HRC, the choices she's made, and the way she and her henchpersons have run her career and this campaign in particular?
DeleteIf so, you must be either deaf, dumb. and blind or incredibly stupid.
No wonder Melania is probably excited to see her husband debate tonight. He is going to win this election whether Hillary Clinton likes it or not.
ReplyDeleteDo read my review of last night's proceedings in today's post. Then tell me what you thought of last night. I hoped you watched it?
DeleteEarlier in the day, Trump fired off a raging tweetstorm accusing Cruz of cheating in Iowa. Trump even suggested the Republican Party take the unprecedented step of holding a do-over election in Iowa or nullifying Cruz's results.
ReplyDeleteTea Goopers are in complete disarray, trashing everyone who doesn't agree with them . This Trump dude is a real dirt bag. He goes after every one and cheated with dirty tricks.
IF that were true, then Mr. Trumo is nothing more than a MIRROR IMAGE of Her Heinous and the entire Clinton Operation which is filthy to the point of being indecent.
DeleteIt seems embarrassing that I should have to remind you, but
"PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN GLASS HOUSES SHOULD NEVER THROW STONES."
As we all know, there is a group of right wing bloggers currently losing their sh*t all over the blog sphere because the object of their rancid hatred, Hillary Clinton, is on track to become the next POTUS, and their anger is apoplectic. I feel sort of sorry for the suckers. Why? Because the obvious fact that Donald Trump is epically unfit for the presidency has been evident for 16 months; and yet because Trump promised them to change Washington --extra-Constitutionally, BTW -- these morons still believe in his absurd candidacy, thus proving that some of our fellow citizens are dangerously unfit to tell the difference between a lunatic proto-fascist and a rational human being.
ReplyDeleteJust recently, one of the right's sainted heroines, Condolezza Rice, came out against Trump, two past Republican presidents did not endorse him, and the House Speaker is tepid, at best, with Trump's candidacy, telling those Republicans who are up for re-election to feel free to distance themselves from Trump in order to save their House seats. Those Republicans plus countless others have recognized how dangerous a Trump presidency would be. Yet these bloggers ( and we know very well who they are) are blind to this fact and are blaming the media, RINOs, the CIA, FBI, and, if they weren't such model Christians, they'd blame Christ himself for Trump's falling poll numbers.
There's no getting through to people this willfully blind to what rational people all over our country and the world see. Trump has done us a favor, in a way, by exposing to America the number of people among us who knowingly support a proto-fascist demagogue who would fundamentally change our country. We've all heard Trump's plans to attack the Constitution -- the First Amendment, for example -- by going after freedom of the press. And we've heard that he lacks the basic understanding of how our laws work when he said at the last debate that while Hillary was one of a hundred senators, she should have changed the tax codes. Astonishing ignorance.
Well at the very least, we know these people exist and that they would sacrifice everything this country has stood for over the last two centuries just so that their feelings of frustration can be satisfied, even though it means putting a man with no core values and no understanding of America's laws and institutions in office.
Knowing who these people are and that after Trump is defeated they could support another proto-fascist with a more appealing personality is the most frightening aspect of Trump's catastrophic candidacy.
What yon have given us is an avowedly LEFTIST point of view, of course.
DeleteNaturally, since I am militantly opposed to the Leftist-Progressive-Liberal-Socialist-Statist-Tyrannist-anti-Liberty worldview on principle, I disagree with most of your conclusions, and feel compelled to add that you are hardly free from bias and blindness to "self-evident truths," yourself.
HOWEVER, I'll give you full marks for articulating your, I-think-warped post of view, very well in good standard English –– a treat all too rare in the blog
.sphere.
Thank you for trying to present your "case" with a modicum of dignity.
TIMELESS WISDOM
ReplyDeleteBe aware totalitarians
Spring not just from vain Aryans.
They can be Ecclesiastical
Or fanatically fantastical ––
Idealistic –– nihilistic ––
Or simply plain barbarians.
A tyrant is a tyrant is a tyrant
Whether coming from the Right or Left.
She'll bite you and afflict you like a fire ant,
And then reduce your store of wealth by theft!
~ Eve Ensler's Vagina