Windpower:
Fuel of the Future?
Beans, beans
The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you toot.
Beans make wind,
So, direct the flow,
And you'll move faster
Wherever you go.
Beans help foster solitude
You'll soon be alone
After eating this food.
I knew a girl,
A terrible flirt,
The beans she ate
Tore a hole in her skirt.
Night time beans
Filled him with dread,
Because often the sheets
Blew right off his bed.
Beans beans!
Good for your heart
Eat more not less
For a roaring good start.
Back from Progress
You'll not be held.
Instead, your life will be
JET-PROPELLED!
~ Fartin A. Jarre (ne Edgar Allen Phew)
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| Edgar Allen Phew |
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| Wind Power stinks to high heaven! |
This proves my point. You ARE a nutty republican fruit cake
ReplyDelete...beats being a Democrat poofter!
ReplyDeleteNot familiar with Edgar Allen Phew, but clearly a poet of high order! Er, was he from Nantucket?
ReplyDeleteWas that poem written by the English Poet Sir farts aLot?
ReplyDeleteAuthored by Sir Fartalot, you ask?
ReplyDeleteNo, it was written -- just as it says -- by Fartin A. Jarre, one of several pen names used by the celebrated American poet, Edgar Allen Phew, sometimes spelled Pugh or Pewe. He is best known for his epic poem The Maven, also The Balls, Lulu's Loom, and the wistful Hannibal Leigh.
The pseudonym under which Windpower appears is not to be confused with that of the British writer of pulp fiction Fartina Jarre, better known as Barbara Fartland.
It is our considered opinion that Windpower is destined to become an Underground Classic. Though it's tone may appear whimsical -- even frivolous -- to the casual observer, indubitably its implications are vast, far-reaching, and profound.
To Thersites
ReplyDeleteFolks with good sense would say that
Anything is better than a Democrat.
And ANY-THING is better than a Progressive.
ReplyDeleteCamilla Jablonsky said
ReplyDeleteAnything is better than a Prog?
Oh, I don't know Jamerson. It all depends on what you want to do with them. They may be lousy in the voting booth, but they tend to be great in bed.
Nothing says low brow better than conservatives swarming around fart jokes.
ReplyDeleteAnd nothing shouts "obscenity" like a progressive's conception of "high culture".
ReplyDelete...fart jokes seem an appropriate conservative response.
ReplyDeleteProperly labelled, it's called "kynicism".
Flatulence is all the right has.
ReplyDelete..and the Left hasn't even got that much.
ReplyDeleteIt's all "compassion" without capacity/ capability.
ReplyDeleteThey have been reduced to the role of "those for whom appearances must be maintained" (political correctness).
ReplyDeleteI, personally, LOVE being insulted by morons and malevolent pseudo-intellectuals.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, it would be a positive INSULT if they LIKED what i said, and heaped praise on me, wouldn't it?
The hallmark of the typical Marxian advocate of "Ruthless Totalitarianism for the Good of All" is a complete absence of HUMOR, and no sense of historical PERSPECTIVE, coupled with a dogged determination to take everything literally while searching zealously for the hole in every doughnut, the worm in every apple, and the mote in every pair of eyes, the dust in every tabletop and the potholes in every road, etc.
Their role in life is to FIND FAULT, and target every available object for RELENTLESS DENIGRATION.
Once you've become fully aware of their sick little game, it becomes downright AMUSING to see the bastards run true to form.
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ReplyDeleteWe welcome conversation
ReplyDeleteBut without vituperation.
If you come for vilification ––
Other forms of alienation ––
Or too much self-justification ––
We WILL use Comment Moderation ––
And possibly ERADICATION.
~ Your Cordial Host
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ReplyDeleteAs surely as the grass is green
ReplyDeleteYou'll be erased, if you act mean.
Leftists aren't the only ones
Who act as brutal as the Huns.
You know, throwing a potato in the pot when cooking beans will take the wind out of their sails.
ReplyDeleteGreat thought, Frida, but do you have a similar trick for taking the virulence out of leftists? ;-)
ReplyDeletePerish the thought, FT! I would miss seeing them daily hoisted into the stratosphere upon their own petards as is presently de rigueur.
ReplyDeleteComedy, such as is generally available to us conservatives, is in short supply enough!
Well, Thersites, be that as it may, I was very glad you didn't resort to Serrano in your example of the typical leftist intellectual's idea of "high culture." That along with the Dung Madonna, which I rather like by the way, has already become a cliché.
ReplyDeleteWhat that says about the current state of American culture might best reman unarticulated.
A, Reader said
ReplyDeleteYou need help. You should join a local chapter of Fartaholics Anonymous.
Squeeze your ass for a squeaky one.
ReplyDeleteWe REALLY need to find a way of keeping these im*poof*-ters from squeeking in, here! :(
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know, Old Friend, but there isn't any way in Blogger, and I dislike Disqus of its because severe formatting restrictions. Blogger is bad enough, but Disqus is the PITS
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