MAYDAY! MAYDAY!
The Likely Results of NOT Being Vain Enough
To Take Proper Care of Your Body.
Does this women have what it takes
to become our next president?
M'AIDER! M'AIDER!
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
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Only so many things can cause a woman's physical appearance to deteriorate so drastically in a relatively short amount of time:
ReplyDeleteLack of exercise and too much fattening food?
Too much booze?
Steroids for whatever?
Lyrica?
Anti-depressants?
Maybe all of the above!
Oh, and one more thing could be a cause....congestive heart failure. I mention this possibility because my cousin has congestive heart failure, and, as a result, her physical appearance has gone down the tubes.
The true beauty of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, Audrey Hepburn, Sophia Loren, Grace Kelly, Elizabeth Taylor, and other simply stunning women will never go out of style, Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama and Madeleine Albright will be forgotten (or should be) as fast as you could say Rosie O'Donnell!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand your unhealthy obsession with Hillary Clinton...
ReplyDeleteKawanio che Keeteru!
ReplyDelete"Song for St. Tamminy s Day. "The Old Song.
Of Andrew, of Patrick, of David, & George,
What mighty achievements we hear!
While no one relates great Tammany's feats,
Although more heroic by far, my brave boys,
Although more heroic by far.
These heroes fought only as fancy inspired,
As by their own stories we find;
Whilst Tammany, he fought only to free,
From cruel oppression mankind, my brave boys,
From cruel oppression mankind.
"When our country was young and our numbers were few
To our fathers his friendship was shown,
(For he e'er would oppose whom he took for his foes),
And made our misfortunes his own, my brave boys,
And he made our misfortunes his own.
"At length growing old and quite worn out with years,
As history doth truly proclaim,
His wigwam was fired, he nobly expired,
And flew to the skies in a flame, my brave boys,
And flew to the skies in a flame.
If physical appearances were the only criterion by which we should judge people, no one would pay any attention to what Stephen Hawking says.
ReplyDeleteHappily, most people look at accomplishments, not physical appearances, to guide their opinion of achievers.
You may not like Mrs. Clinton (understatement), but no one can deny she is an accomplished woman.
Anyone can make fun of someone's appearance through photo shopping, but few can be unbiased enough to appreciate someone else's success.
It's one of our human failings to snicker at someone who does better in life than ourselves.
But that's NOT Mrs. Clinton. It's only a fantasy, admittedly lurid, but a fantasy nonetheless.
ReplyDeleteLet's just say the real thing rubs me the wrong way, and let it go at that.
I can't think of anything positive or desirable she's accomplished other than stage a shameless, relentless, unstoppable, campaign to achieve POLITICAL POWER at all costs. She quite llterally DISGUSTS me. It;s a visceral thing.
"She quite llterally DISGUSTS me. It;s a visceral thing."
ReplyDeleteIf Mrs. Clinton "literally disgusts" you, why post anything about her? You only inflict harm upon yourself by doing so. Why would a person deliberately invite disgust upon himself?
If someone affected me as violently as Mrs. Clinton affects you, I would steer clear of any mention or any subject that concerned her.
Think of your health.
I assure you I am not alone in my feeling about Mrs Clinton. I may have to end my days in a different country, if she becomes president in 2016 -- an event which already seems more and more like a fait accompli. She has no meaningful opposition.
ReplyDeleteIt is far too soon to make any predictions about 2016.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm pretty sure you won't be immigrating to any foreign country should Mrs. Clinton become our first female president.
Stay Calm and Blog On.
FT, that is soooooo gay.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, I need to go remove my eyes with a spoon.
ReplyDeleteJust stick your finger down your throat, Finntann. It will do less damage, and still accomplish your goal very nicely.
ReplyDeleteGod, I hope that creature never lets out a fart!
ReplyDeleteStop it, Anonymous, you're spoiling my appetite for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteHedda Hayer